/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>7742448
Please be true. Just sent .2 can i get 1 eth? I need to pay rent and eat Im so fucking broke ive been dumpster diving this last week

>>7609455
11. will spend all his money trying to find happiness and will be broke inside 5 years

You forgot a point on your post anon. This cunt is a future elliot rodger if he cant figure this one out..

>be me
>walking down the street
>reach my car
>stay there for a while checking the phone
>notice two hot 16years old or something walking on the street
>A wild Chad appears! passing by
>bitches stop right in front of me like I don't exist, talking to themself
>"have you seen how hot he was?"
>"holy fucking shit"
>try to give me a tone
>clear my throat
>open my Porsche
>bitches completely ignore me, still talking to themlsef and getting wet about that Chad
>warm up the engine
>they finally notice me
>look at me like the weirdo that interrupted their wet dreams
>go away

What's the point?