/biz/ - Business & Finance

How fucked am I?

I claim reward points for filling up the company vehicle using their company card.

What's the worst that can happen?

If I go missing just remember it wasn't because I'm suicidal, it's because the government took me out!

>got new number from work
>get random calls from strangers asking for someone named Derek
>Tell them I don't know who that is and that they probably have the wrong number
>Get calls from his lawyer, doctor, golf coach, someone calls saying I forgot to pick them up from the airport
>Think to myself wtf is going on here
>Get another call today from another stranger
>Just play along and act like I know them
>Tell them about the lawyer, my golf coach and how I forgot to pick someone up from the airport
>They invite me out for coffee
Tomorrow I have a job interview as someone named Derek. This person works for the secret service. Wtf do I do

>>53593354
>fags browse /smg/
bearish

Who else dca's into crypto every week? Was putting in 500 a week but might slow it down to about half that. Essentially budgeting better and putting some money into a "fun" account as well as having some money for emergencies

>company requires two week notice period
>Call in sick for two weeks
>Provide medical certificate I got from an online doctor
>Reason: Anon has a headache

Kek, why are companies so dumb ?

>>17404922
>*click*
Based.

>>16633451
>I just got the call.

My whale says your whale is wrong

>>15214189
No pajeetery friend. I believe all Rajeshes should be castrated and made to be tech support slaves.

>>14865753
That's what ur mom did too after I smashed her pussy too hard last night

>>14653337
Dont worry, Mr shekel wont have time for that, he'll be swinging from the trees soon!

>>14496988
Are you sure brah, I have only one corn...

Am I retarded or redpilled

If I revise for a more bearish scenario and switch to longer timeframes...

BTC dumps to 5100
ETH dumps to 160

Whaddya think lads

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