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I recently decided to cash out some crypto gains and wanted to treat myself since I rarely do so.
>be me and decide to go on date at Chili's.
>I drive my car and my date to the Chili's.
>I go to the front of the store and don't really know what to do, if I should sit at a table, or if they will give us a table.
>A lady comes up to us and then asks me "sir would you like a mask?".
>Remember my mask is in the car.
>tell her "oh I forgot it in the car let me go get it.".
>She tells me "sir, here's a mask please wear it".
>I get my wallet out of my pocket and am going to pay for it.
>"no don't worry, it's yours for free".
>I think to myself, cool a free mask, that's nice.
>she guides us to the table.
>we sit down.
>they only give us one menu.
>think to myself that they must be jewwing us, but I can't say that in public.
>I ask "could we get a 2nd menu".
>she tells me "no, due to covid, we are only giving 1 menu per 2 people".
>still a little upset.
>let my date pick their meal.
>we both get a coke.
>they bring us big cups of coke filled with ice.
>I go through my 1st cup before she comes back to get my order.
>She says "let me get you another coke hun.".
>I ask "will it cost money?".
>she says "no dear, there are free refills.".
>I agree.
>I get the queso burger.
>She looks at me and corrects my pronunciation.
>I say "oh s-sorry, I didn't know how to say it...".
>my date orders steak fajita and nachos for us.
>the nachos arrive first and we share them.
>the nachos have meat filling and cheese melted on top of them.
>I put guacamole and sour cream and lettuce on top.
>it tastes good.
>I drop some inside of my hoodie sleeve.
>I have to wipe it off.
>I get nachos all over my face and my date keeps telling me to wipe my face off.
>it's not my fault, the nachos are just big...
>the waitress comes back and brings me my burger and my dates steak fajita.
>my burger has a knife in it.
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