/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19079989
>>19080005
>No you cant just shill sub 1mil market cap coins
>You need to buy shitcoins which already 50xed instead
Stay poor

Like it or not, forcing wagies to go back to work during a worsening coronavirus outbreak in the US is going to be the straw that breaks the camel's back. It doesn't matter if you're a retard that still thinks this is a nothingburger: people are concerned and there is going to be a revolt if this keeps up. We /full communism/ soon.

not priced in

>NOOOOOOOOOOOO, HOW IS MR. SHEKELBERG SUPPOSED TO MAKE MONEY IF ALL HIS WAGIES ARE LOCKED AT HOME???

>>18776819
>NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY INVISIBLE SKY MANERINO

NOOOOOOOO TETHER CANT JUST KEEP PRINTING I ALREADY SHORTED WITH LEVERAGE ITS NOT FAIR

>IT'S PRICED IN, OKAY!?!?!?!??

>>18174190
>BSV just won.

>i'm sure you will, nigger.

>>18151176
So many seething replies. Redditors need to leave.

>>18135380
WHY COME I DON'T GET MONEY WHEN I LIVE IN NICE HOUSE AND WONT BE EFFECTED IN ANY WAY WWAAAAAAAAA

>>18127222
>NOOOOO YOU CANT PLAY DIRTY LIKE ME YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW THE RULES!!!

3 days ago:

>dividends are completely worthless boomer shit who cares if a stock has a good yield options are literally free money

Today:

>FUCK my OPTIONS are worthless! Why the fuck did I waste all of my money gambling on meme stocks thinking the market would never recover!?!?!

WHO THE FUCK IS BUYING!!??

>>18010270
>NOOOOO YOU CANT BAN THE THING THAT HELPED CAUSE THE CRASH!!!
>NOT THE HECKIN CEOS AND THEIR BONUS BUCKAROOS!
>YOU CANT DO THAT TO MY MANIPULATED STOCKERINOS!!!

>>18001792
>Shove wild animals in face
>Most of them still living
>Get their diseases

Later
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T CALL IT THE CHINA FLU, THE CHINESE ARE A PEOPLE OF RICH CULTURE AND IT COULD LEAD TO RACISM TO POINT OUT THAT THEIR BARBARIC FOOD "PREPARATION" IS DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THESE PANDEMICS.

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>TFW stuck at home with my wife for weeks and she keeps wanting to fuck

I JUST WANT TO BUY STOCKS WITHOUT ANY DISTRACTIONS DAMMIT!!!!

>>17911135
>>17911195
>>17911221
>Everyone is dying
>The economy is collapsing
>BUT MUH RACISM
>ORANGE MAN BAD

>>17877484

>... ITS ALREADY A PANDEMIC!! >:(

First time posting in /biz/

Imagine unironically thinking you'd get rich larping an online businessman
I do not understand normies obsession with this shit. And it is a normie thing, they're all pumping their money into this shit.
They (YOu) look at me as if I'm crazy when I tell them I have absolutely no intention of doing anything of the like, and because I am so disinterested in this because I've written it off as a ((retarded fake bubble)), I barely know anything about it and honestly; that's just the way I want it.

Seethe lmao brrrrr

>>17823065
MY SQQQ

>>17821404
>NO YOU CANT POST JOKES THAT MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY BELIEVE CRAZY SHIT!

>>17631593
>You stupid fucks are so emotional.
>Stocks options are only tools,things to be traded and thrown away once thier value has been pawned off on the next guy. You only trade what's moving not what you like,read the news,stories ect...
>I don't care if it's a bond or Tesla if I can flip a call or put on it I will.
>I don't care if it's a piece of shit,a bar of gold,a stock, or a house,if it has value I'll try to flip it.

>The way y'all think is fucking mind boggling,no wonder you're losing.

>>17173358
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST REAP THE BENEFITS OF OTHER PEOPLE'S HOURS OF RESEARCH YOU NEED TO DO YOUR OWN GRUNT WORK!!!!!