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FOLKS, THIS ONES GONNA BE SMELLY, HOLD ONTO YOUR BAGS AND READY THOSE PINK WOJAKS, CAUSE TODAY'S CHALLENGER BRACKET IS L-L-L-LOW LIQUIIIIIIIIIIDITYYYYYYYYYYY

IN THE FIRST CORNER WE HAVE SAD CAAAAAAAAAAAAT
WEIGHING IN AT $118,237.02, THIS SHITTY KITTY IS LOOKING FOR A S-S-S-SCRATCHING POST. BUT WHEN YOUR TICKER LOOKS LIKE DOOKIE AND YOUR LOGO LOOKS LIKE YOUR HOLDERS, THERES NOT ENOUGH TOKENS IN THE WORLD YOU CAN BURN TO SAVE YA. FOLKS, THIS CAT MAY BE BACK IN THE BAG

AND IN THE NEWCOMERS CORNER WE HAVE B-B-B-BERRRRRYYYYYYYYYY READY FOR THE HIGH SEAS, WE HAVE A MYSTERIOUS PIRATE WITH A SPIRIT SO FREE THAT HIS LIQUIDITY JUST REFUSES TO BE L-L-L-LOCKED. WEEBS AND SWASHBUCKLERS ALIKE ARE ROOTING FOR HIM TO BRING HOME THE LOOT, BUT HE'S LOOKING TO SHORE UP AND SETTLE INTO THE R-R-RUG BUSINESS

IN THE VETERAN'S CORNER WE HAVE TOSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WEIGHING IN AT $20,313.28, AND STRAIGHT FROM BANGLADESH, THIS PUPPY MAY HAVE FRESHENED UP, BUT JUDGING FROM THE FACES IN THE CROWD, HE FORGOT TO W-W-W-WIPE. HE'S FEELING BLUE AFTER GETTING GETTING DUMPED BY HIS EARLY FANS, SO WE'LL JUST HAVE TO SEE IF AN OLD DOG CAN LEARN NEW T-T-TRIIIIICKS

OUR FIIINAAAAL CHALLENGERRRRRRRRRRR IS
HOOOOOOOOOOOGEEEEEEEEE
WEIGHING IN AT $34,868.31, WE HAVEN'T SEEN MUCH FROM OUR FLOPPY FRIEND BESIDES SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED T-T-TN'A. WITH A LAZY DOG IN THE RACE, THE AUDIENCE MAY NOT BE FEELING TO BULLISH ON THIS BULLDOG

P-P-PLACE YOUR BETS AND CHUG THAT GAS, AS WE GET READY FOR

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LLLLETS GET RRREADY TO RRUUUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE
FOLKS, THIS ONES GONNA BE SMELLY, HOLD ONTO YOUR BAGS AND READY THOSE PINK WOJAKS, CAUSE TODAY'S CHALLENGER BRACKET IS L-L-L-LOW LIQUIIIIIIIIIIDITYYYYYYYYYYY

IN THE FIRST CORNER WE HAVE SAD CAAAAAAAAAAAAT
WEIGHING IN AT $118,237.02, THIS SHITTY KITTY IS LOOKING FOR A S-S-S-SCRATCHING POST. BUT WHEN YOUR TICKER LOOKS LIKE DOOKIE AND YOUR LOGO LOOKS LIKE YOUR HOLDERS, THERES NOT ENOUGH TOKENS IN THE WORLD YOU CAN BURN TO SAVE YA. FOLKS, THIS CAT MAY BE BACK IN THE BAG

AND IN THE NEWCOMERS CORNER WE HAVE B-B-B-BERRRRRYYYYYYYYYY READY FOR THE HIGH SEAS, WE HAVE A MYSTERIOUS PIRATE WITH A SPIRIT SO FREE THAT HIS LIQUIDITY JUST REFUSES TO BE L-L-L-LOCKED. WEEBS AND SWASHBUCKLERS ALIKE ARE ROOTING FOR HIM TO BRING HOME THE LOOT, BUT HE'S LOOKING TO SHORE UP AND SETTLE INTO THE R-R-RUG BUSINESS

IN THE VETERAN'S CORNER WE HAVE TOSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WEIGHING IN AT $20,313.28, AND STRAIGHT FROM BANGLADESH, THIS PUPPY MAY HAVE FRESHENED UP, BUT JUDGING FROM THE FACES IN THE CROWD, HE FORGOT TO W-W-W-WIPE. HE'S FEELING BLUE AFTER GETTING GETTING DUMPED BY HIS EARLY FANS, SO WE'LL JUST HAVE TO SEE IF AN OLD DOG CAN LEARN NEW T-T-TRIIIIICKS

OUR FIIINAAAAL CHALLENGERRRRRRRRRRR IS
HOOOOOOOOOOOGEEEEEEEEE
WEIGHING IN AT $34,868.31, WE HAVEN'T SEEN MUCH FROM OUR FLOPPY FRIEND BESIDES SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED T-T-TN'A. WITH A LAZY DOG IN THE RACE, THE AUDIENCE MAY NOT BE FEELING TO BULLISH ON THIS BULLDOG

P-P-PLACE YOUR BETS AND CHUG THAT GAS, AS WE GET READY FOR

SHIIIIIITCOIN ROYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE