/biz/ - Business & Finance

might dump my bao & rigel onto you for dis

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you know what to do sirs

Take your meds schizo
There ain't no cyrpto market. It's all a ponzi scheme.

Sup /biz/ bros, I work in an office building and someone wants me to get into multi level marketing with him. I looked it up and eveything says it's a pyramid scam. He gave me till Thursday to read the pdf of Rich Dad Poor Dad what do? I have no business experience but some extra money always helps.

When you come for the payday, I'm gonna rip your eyes out. I'm gonna make a fortune. The good news is Vinnie, you're not going to care cause you're gonna make so much money. That's what I get out of it. Wanna know what you get out of it? You get the ice cream, the hot fudge, the banana and the nuts. Right now I get the sprinkles, and ya - if this goes thru, I get the cherry. But you get the sundae Vinny. You get the sundae.

If your coin went down today, it is a shitcoin.

Anon do you still remember the Bluezelle ICO? It's December 2017 and after ICX people were looking for the next big 100x in the market. I still remember how hard it was getting allocation at that time investing. I had the capital and rode the whole ICX wave. It was just a matter of getting in. VC's like NGC were selling the tokens 10x from the ICO price which made them millions. There was no way in getting in without having the right connections. Now whenever muh Binance lab or Coinbase venture is floating above a project there is still no way getting through the high capital and intellectual screening for you to invest in.

So how can we invest? I have always been told to invest in open-ended funds like the S&P 500 so I did some research about these kinds of funds for crypto and found out that the founder of Jboss who sold his company for $420M to Redhat is starting a fund called Two Prime. Professionally being managed by him and Alexander Blum (tech advisor for Bill and Melinda foundation) and a former Goldman equity trader. How come biz is not investing in these funds? Exclusive deals on token offerings and equity raises being professionally managed by a PhD and financial geniuses with 300 IQ.

Gather around please anons

I have a very very important announcement to share this evening

So I have this co worker who sits next to me and when he first came we were pretty cool with each other. However, this faggot just suddenly is treating me ultra formal and giving me one word sentences when I initiate convo.

Now what's weird is he acting strangely in other ways. He sighs and puffs and stretches all the time. Loudly talks to his computer. I tried to ignoring him and then he invites me to lunch and acts semi normal. I think we are cool again and then one word answer formal bullshit comes back.
WTF is going on?

OK.
Listen up faggots. I've beet tethered up for 2 months since ether was for $850.
Now green candles starting to show so it's time to raise and ride the waves again.

Now, tell me what altcoins you buying FOR DAYTRADING and why. Don't pick those with 24h vol less than 1000ETH.

No LINK, no bitching, no shit. I want to see a nice 5% up tommorow morning.

Use weed while trading and time the consumption just right. If done right, this will allow you to sell high more often.

Use weed to enhance your trading abilities. If timed right, you'll always have an opportunity to sell high.

Hey /biz/ i could use some advice,

It feels like im over diversifying my portfolio too much (the shills are strong)
What should i dump?
41% RAI (got lucky bought at ~2,3 and 15, also rebrand coming up)
14% VEN (Really like ven and the rebrand is coming up)
7% PRL
7% DBC
5% REQ
4% XLM
3% BTC
3% BNTY
3% FUN
2% ADA
2% OMG
1% XP (lol)
some ECA (rip funs on coinsmarkets)
some QSP and PFR too

I started about 2-3 months ago with 5k USD and im up to ~44k as of now

Holy fuck, I can't wait for my 21 BTC to be worth millions of Yellencoins in the next 5 years. I hate my stupid fucking normie family, always hating on me, always wishing to see me fail, always hating that im a fucking shuting NEET. If they only knew what's coming. I want to see their faces, their pink wonak faced faces when I buy a fucking condo and a fucking lambo, and I don't even need to cash out into fucking cuckerment funbucks my entiretiy of my BTC position for that. Fucking girlfriend having, fucking party-going, fucking social-media whores, fucking retards from hell. I just don't even care that much about having fucking luxurious shit, but I knew they do, so I want them to watch me having what they dream with, I want their pain. Going from broke NEET to rich will be how I rise from teh ashes. Fucking normies will get crushed. Vengeance will be brutally served.

BCash is a scam, but i still dump mine so if it pumps its great.

Hey /biz/

I have about 40k USD saved up and am looking for someplace to invest it (or some of it), seeing as i know nothing about crypto and the terms here what highlights can you give me? What should i look into and what are your suggestions?

Alright memers, it's been an up and down day, but we're gonna finish this week with a bang. I need an overnight hold on my desk by 3:59 today.

Holds going into the night:
>NAK
>BSTG
>ARQL