/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55132265
Yes I am. Give me literally ONE GOOD REASON for not slurping. We are on the cusp of revolutionizing this world. So, of course I am slurping. Bad profits and revenue? "Experts" will simply adjust down their expectations. Higher inflation? That just means we can extend the duration of this greedflation for longer, increasing our profits. Rate hikes? Literally nobody cares. Recession? Priced in last year. Heckin slurperino

>>55119601
Just put 80% into Microsoft and the rest into your choice. TSN doesn't really look all that appealing to me to be honest. If anything, I'd look into "normal food" stocks. They also have nice divvies but are actually stable

Even MSFT is pumping

And just like THAT

Holy crap we are so close to ATH on most companies. Who'd have thunk the low rates wouldn't be enough to destroy tech? Inflation is furthermore bullish for companies because of greedflation. Come on bros. We had our recession in the market last year. Of course the market wouldn't plunge again so soon. The fugg?

>>54913902

>>54881997
I boomer invest AND buy lattes!

The power of mumu is legit scary. The entire arsenal of bad data and the small dip that followed was entirely erased in just a single day. Mumus are frickin relentless. Considering the value of the dollar, the dip last year could be considered just a giant crab. I should have bought, I should have gone all in. It's really that simple. Just buy every large tech dip you can find and you will outperform like crazy. I should have listened to my mum and just bought Microsoft
>>54869450
Alright ass but using such an angle, even my ass can look equally good so that's not saying much

It's actually quite incredible how strong the buying pressure is and how quickly all the bear FUD bs is reversed. A whole week of bearish sentiments reversed just like that with a bs job report that is gonna get revised and halved. I just wish I had bought more

>>54779163
no

Yep!
....and just like that!

>>54762401
Sorry I only care about Nasdaq, not the shit and piss

........and just like THAT

I literally do not care about the rest of the market!

>>54736062
11.5% of my total assets are MSFT
...though, I used to work there and never sold my stock