/biz/ - Business & Finance

ATTENTION, MARINES. HERE IS A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR CHAINLINK INVESTORS. THIS INFORMATION IS TRULY CRUCIAL FOR THE PRICE OF LINK. I EXPECT IT TO CAUSE A MAJOR GREEN DILDO IN THE NEXT 48 HOURS.

I'm a Muslim man but I have to admit that pregnant Sergey really turns me on. I keep fantasizing about putting my seed inside him and watching new life grow... We get married, he gives birth, and we raise that baby under the blessings of Allah. I want to hold hands with Sergey, and looking into his eyes say 'I love you.' I think of myself taking our son to his first day at school, watching that strong and masculine boy develop amazing computer skills like his dad.

Yes... I can't hide this anymore. It's coming from deep inside of me... this desire to shout...

I'M GAY AND I HOLD CHAINLINK! Yes, and I am not the only one. I was attracted to this community because of the feeling of brotherhood that it creates. Together we are one. We are above gender divisions and categories. Chainlink, as you know, is a gay sex position where men stick their dicks into each other's asses to form a link.

Today, I declare Chainlink to be the currency of the LGBT community.

I'M GAY AND I HOLD CHAINLINK. YES! I'M GAY AND I LOVE SERGEY! WOW! I'M GAY AND YOU ARE TOO! TOGETHER, WE ARE GAY LINKIES AND NOTHING CAN STOP US!

I'M GAY! AND I LOVE TO SAY IT! I'M GAY, I'M GAY, I'M GAY AND I WORSHIP SERGEY! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK!

NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!

>>11640989
Oh my sweet holy fuck

Everytime I try to do a start up it fucking bombs! Into a shit hole that you can never get out of.

I'm not in debt. But I would really like to get out of my construction job. That shit fucking sucks.

I'm stuck, I overthink my ideas and they never seem to work. I always try new ways on how to start a startup but never make it to the finish line where I can say "Great, I found something that actually works I can dig my teeth into!"

I swear I'm losing hair over this shit!

Shitcoins aside, I'm looking at a scary, over-heated market and I'm not sure that anything looks like a good investment right now

>Housing/real estate: way overpriced and due for a correction
>Stocks: same, more or less
>Bonds: I trust neither gov or private sector to actually be able to pay their debts soon
>Precious metals: cheap but apparently no one cares anymore (?)
>Paper: currencies are starting to fail. USD and friends aren't immune.

What can I invest in that will beat inflation over the next five years?

Anyone else here having their paranoia take over? This is all just getting to be too much to process. Literally nothing makes sense anymore.

>Ideas of reference

I've been thinking about this for a long time.

>Bitcoin was developed with technology invented by the NSA
>Satoshi Nakamoto was a group of NSA employees
>Documents leaked by Snowden show that the NSA monitors Bitcoin transactions closely
>They can tell exactly who owns it and how much they own
>This is a top secret program
>Bitcoin is promoted by the US government in other countries
>The aim is to destabilize governments that manipulate their currencies
>Also implement a world currency for banks
>The US government benefits from Bitcoin.
>How?
>1. People all over the world invest because it's easy and unregulated
>2. American institutional investors take large profits
>3. IRS collects taxes on those profits
>So Bitcoin results in the transfer of wealth from retail investors around the world to the US government and institutional investors
>The taxes collected are used to promote research in cryptography and further American interests
>Meanwhile libertarians believe the narrative that Bitcoin was a gift to the world by anonymous Satoshi, who wanted to liberate us from governments

>>8710802
After reading a lot about APIs, smart contracts and psd2, what I think linkmarines can be happy about is that psd2/open banking means that and banks will be able to sell APIs via chainlink nodes.
I have tried to explain this to my best friend but I just get met with that fluoride stare. Am I deluded or is everyone else just a literal brainlet?

>>8310331
Goldman Sachs paid shills are here to persuade us to sell our precious coins.

>>6968398
>>6968992

pls respond

>>6764753
>be within in the 1% of all earners of all time.
>Live in the richest country that has ever existed.
>still upset
MFW

How do I close my charts /biz/?
It's becoming a problem

>>5585562
fuck my bad, i didn't explain my position. for example, the coming XRB moon and or dump...

sell the kcs for eth right before the coin listing. then set a buy order for like $3 lower than current listing price. it will probably have a flash dip. you ride the pump, sell once you've 2x'd and then buy right back into kcs

but this could be a terrible idea as well. im not sure.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/nation-now/2017/12/20/winter-solstice-worst-day-2017-astrologers/970249001/

>starting something new on this day is “ill advised” and will have long-term consequences.
>And anything you try to do Thursday will be more difficult than usual, take more time and be more frustrating.

Hope you sold it all before this bitch burns to the ground.

What do Power Ledger, IOTA, and Cardano all have in common?

BLACK FUCKING WEBSITES

This is the new trend in crypto. A good idea coupled with a beautiful black website = moon.

I can't believe I didn't see this psychological trend...

Could have easily retired...

Coinbase has a huge backlog that isn’t due to pay out until the 12th. Wall Street shorts will open on the 10th.

What does this equal?

>>3575992
yes

>>3251540
Metropolis next month

New ATH's will be reached

I would say to screencap this post but it's not much of a prophesy, it's 100% guaranteed

>>1714542
If you actually have a good website, you've got nothing to worry about. Maybe you've got schmuck level margins. Either way there's a reason people aren't converting