/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50685923
Told myself I would sell my USAC puts on the morning dump... got too greedy and no one bid my ask, ended the day just barely green.
Was going to use the sale capital on a pinterest call because I figured they are over FUD'd from SNAP despite having a more robust ad stream with better targeting and direct sales. and it's looking like they beat and gave positive guidance.

https://www.barrons.com/articles/inflation-reduction-act-of-2022-51659025692
Heh hope you CHUDS didn't think that pesky little inflation we've been having lately was going to stick around, the democrats have literally solved it. All its going to cost is $739 billion and inflation will literally never be a problem again. Looks like its golden bull runs from now til the end of time.

It would appear the cock poster has added more cocks to his collection, yeah I'm feeling comfy.
>>50417380
GME has the gay, they built an NFT website - and its shit, It's just a slow bleed over time as people sell out with large pumps when some redditors get paid and pump it up. That's it, if you can nail the timing on the pumps its profitable, but if you intend to just hold it long term you are going to be losing just like the rest of the market.

>>50313309
Haha what a loser, unlike you I totally, 100% for real, I swear, on my life, have friends I see every day.

>>49961144
Crying probably, haha just kidding...

>>49762421
Wait til Tuesday.

>>49743456
I bought puts (on UVXY)
Feeling comfy about the end of triple witching, not too thrilled with this little dump right now though.

>>49714685
I have some DRV. Lately I've been mostly doing puts on indexes or tech (or calls on the inverse indexes depending on which have better return potential). But sometimes I get fucked by small amounts like having a bid/ask $10 too expensive/cheap and either lose out on gains before it flips directions or don't get the position before it would pump.
Had 23.5p6/17s on BYND that I had a sell in place at 2.75, it hit 2.70 - fell off and then BYND was up around 14% yesterday and I ended up eating a big loss instead of a small gain.

>>49692116
Tfw you are stuck in this beautiful state and can't leave.

>>49651188
>>49651098
>>49651046
Guess its time to invest in bug futures.

>>49620393
Damn 500 is cheaper than the going backpage rates last time I was in LA that's not too bad.
I feel like I've gotten old that the saying "you aren't paying for sex, you're paying for her to leave afterwards" now appeals to me.

>>49565350
based. feeling comfy bullbros. market always does the opposite of what everyone thinks it does.

Yeah... I'm holding GME... get fucked chuds