/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Finally graduate university with business major
>get out there and start trading stocks
>make some decent profits
>get a little overzealous and start losing
>freaking out
>can't sleep at night
>can't help but think all that studying I did will be for nothing once I live out on the street
>visit /biz/ to see what the latest news and find out if my stocks have gotten even lower than last time
>see that PRAN stock is rising
>short sell it
>price sharply drops and I buy to cover
>suddenly I feel my soul begin to leave my body
>I ascend to the ethereal stock exchange
>PRAN's CEO presents his cock to me
>I suck as hard as I can
>he clenches and I can feel that he is close
>he lets out a moan and makes me a millionaire

Thank you /biz/