/biz/ - Business & Finance

They were the good ol' times, weren't they? AssBlaster telling us tales about the financial industries adopting Chainlink, and the price singularity coming.

I admit: I was fooled. I was a stinky linky. I was duped. Shit's worth $0.40 now. What a joke. Never again will I fall this this hive-minded nonsense. So long, and thanks for all the memes.

I made this AssBlaster lying meme just to FUD, even though I'm a massive bag holder. People went mental. Top kek.

Exactly as Assblaster predicted, stay mad nolinkies.

Oh hai everyone. It's me, your favourite master of FinTech and certified big player in Brussels, AssBlaster.

Just yesterday I was talking to a very rich old white man, and he said to me, "I have 1 - 2 million Euros burning a hole in my slacks. I just finishing dumping my Tron, what can I buy now?"

So I said, " There is thiz coin that will change everything. You want the info from off the blockchain? You need muh ORACLES! And Linkity Link lets any retarded autist provide the info for the BANKS'.

He said, 'Great! Buy me 100K x 100.'

This is going to be like Pepe and Trump alloveragain!!1!

I'm here to answer your questions about FinTech and getting rich. I have about 30 minutes spare, so will be here for three hours. Ask away.

The absolute state of you Stinkies... You fuckers can't think for yourself. You're a hive of confirmation bias and misplaced hope. The price is pumping on Binance right now, but you know it'll drop like fat Sergey into a pool of McDonald's cooking fat, gobbling you up as it sinks. Idiot animal spirits might drive that price in a bull market, but when this thing pops, you'll be left with nowt.

You're so desperate to believe that you'll accept any old shit so long as it's wrapped up in a pretty little package.

Example A) Your man AssBlaster is a LARP of the highest order. He's a moderately well educated LARP, but a LARP none-the-less. He gives you just enough material that you believe he's got the low-down on the inner workings of the financial world, but always lets you down.

Let's have a look, shall we?
>Tells you he'll prove he has a sizeable stack of Link himself... Never does.
> Tells you he'll post a photo of Eurostar ticket to prove he's in Belgium (the home of SWIFT)... Never does.
> Tells you he only has thirty minutes to answer questions before catching Eurostar to have dinner with financial bigwig... Spends two hours on Biz thread. Just like a financial insider would.
> Uses words like Pajeet and tells you to, 'Screencap this'... Just like a financial insider would.
> Just disappears for no fucking reason after dumping his bags on you.

Prove me wrong or prove me right. I figured this out looking at one thread of his. I bet there's much more.

The absolute state of you Stinkies... You fuckers can't think for yourself. You're hive of confirmation bias and misplaced hope. The price is pumping on Binance right now, but you know it'll drop like fat Sergey into a pool of McDonald's cooking fat, gobbling you up as it sinks. Idiot animal spirits might drive that price in a bull market, but when this thing pops, you'll be left with nowt.

You're so desperate to believe that you'll accept any old shit so long as it's wrapped up in a pretty little package.

Example A) Your man AssBlaster is a LARP of the highest order. He's a moderately well educated LARP, but a LARP none-the-less. He gives you just enough material that you believe he's got the low-down on the inner workings of the financial world, but always lets you down.

Let's have a look, shall we?
>Tells you he'll prove he has a sizeable stack of Link himself... Never does.
> Tells you he'll post a photo of Eurostar ticket to prove he's in Belgium (the home of SWIFT)... Never does.
> Tells you he only has thirty minutes to answer questions before catching Eurostar to have dinner with financial bigwig... Spends two hours on Biz thread. Just like a financial insider would.
> Uses words like Pajeet and tells you to, 'Screencap this'... Just like a financial insider would.
> Just disappears for no fucking reason after dumping his bags on you.

Prove me wrong or prove me right. I figured this out looking at one thread of his. I bet there's much more.

You deluded Linkies... You're so desperate to believe that you'll accept any old shit so long as it's wrapped up in a pretty little package.

Your man AssBlaster is LARP of the highest order. He's a moderately well educated LARP, but a LARP none-the-less. He gives you just enough material that you believe he's got the low-down on the inner workings of the financial world, but always lets you down.

Let's have a look, shall we?
>Tells you he'll prove he has a sizeable stack of Link himself... Never does.
> Tells you he'll post a photo of Eurostar ticket to prove he's in Belgium (the home of SWIFT)... Never does.
> Tells you he only has thirty minutes to answer questions before catching Eurostar to have dinner with financial bigwig... Spends two hours on Biz thread. Just like a financial insider would.
> Uses words like Pajeet and tells you to, 'Screencap this'... Just like a financial insider would.
> Just disappears for no fucking reason after dumping his bags on you.

The absolute sate of you Stinkies... You fuckers can't think for yourself. You're hive of confirmation bias and misplaced hope. The price is pumping on Binance right now, but you know it'll drop like fat Sergey into a pool of McDonald's cooking fat, gobbling you up as it sinks. Idiot animal spirits might drive that price in a bull market, but when this thing pops, you'll be left with nowt.

Prove me wrong or prove me right. I figured this out looking at one thread of his. I bet there's much more.