/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57459939
Post your business alongside a few competitors. That way when we fuck with all of them, you gain a competitive advantage.

The last oil cut was worth $5. This one was worth $2.50.

Therefore the next cut won't move the price at all. The one after that will drive the price down $2.50.

>>54874718
Buy puts on your own company to hedge against job loss.

In fact, if you're important enough, buy puts on your own company and cause a nationwide media scandal to ensure they pay out once you land the new job.

>>54854487
The smartest play is actually to scoop up those 1 month t-bills. They offer ginormous yield because MMFs can't take even a little bit of default risk.

You're basically getting an extra 1+% APY to gamble on a 99.999%-not-gonna-happen scenario where, at worst, your repayment is in limbo for a day or two.

>>54178638
By the time anon needs to convert his gold bar, there won't be a government to pay taxes to.

>>53979829
The moment people feel rates have peaked, money will flood into bonds to avoid risk assets. That will kick off what's known as a "doom loop".

Fed rate hikes are literally the only thing keeping the market up.

>>53892771
So what you're saying is long whatever microcap company makes wagie nametags?

>>53147793
Buy the PS4 and short an equal amount of the stock so the /gme/ cult doesn't win.

>>52981921
Buy the Ferrari but give it a really garish paint scheme. Look like a real psychopath. No one will want to take pictures of it or approach you, but you won't see it while driving.

>>51296202
BOJ is liquidating their BTC reserves in order to prop up the Yen.

>>51278327
Now instead of paying taxes, you get to live off taxes.

Prison is NEETing without having to justify yourself.

>>51075855
>When Joe biden steps in to use taxpayer dollars to pay back our loans, that's all of our problem.
Only if you pay taxes or are long the dollar.

>>50958834

>>25013484
More willingness to sell than willingness to buy.

>>19565678

Do it like ifinex. Never get audited.

>knowing sergey isn't real but nonetheless respecting the values imposed by organized religion