/biz/ - Business & Finance

Ah, another thread, another opportunity to remind whatever genuine baggots who haven't roped yet that nobody will rush to save you.

Nobody who made money off of you will get punished by law, you have NO legal recourse whatsoever.

SEC will look into Cohen's case, see that he not only told you all months in advance that he's out, but that he also told you exactly what a mismanaged shitshow the company was, and will realize that whoever tattled on him is a desperate baggot who got exactly what was coming to him.

PP will play dumb, point to his "not financial advice" disclaimer, say that his show is entertainment and not financial analysis, and, if even those arguments fail, will present excerpts from the show as evidence that his takes were too retarded and insane for anybody with a working brain to take seriously. And if he gets accused of dumping on you, it will quickly get revealed that he only held a tiny amount of BBBY and didn't move much of it, and his main source of revenue came from his show (it's his close friends and relatives that he can claim no affiliation with who were dumping you, his hands are clean).

Redditors who still write DD for you to have some cope? They'll mysteriously disappear over time, just like many already have.

A law firm might pick up a class action lawsuit against somebody, and do you know what will happen then? The lawyers who will represent you will walk away with a paycheck of many thousands, possibly millions, more than you put into BBBY, even though they will never get as much as a settlement for you, never mind a court ruling in your favor.

All in all, these have been fun two years. I am sincerely glad that you did this to yourself against my financial advice and have nobody in the entire world to blame.