/biz/ - Business & Finance

I've lost so much money in the last two weeks.

D/D about next 100x bagger. P/E is insane gtfih:

>>58288545
>>58288545
>>58288545

Anybody buying Micron calls for after the bell?

Huge orders/sweeps for NVDA 900c coming in. WGMI

ORCL STOPPED A LITTLE BIT OF THE BLEEDING FOR ME THANK GOD

>>57833700
>>57833727
Yeah, building a straddle at the current SP is gonna run you the better part of 15k. I ran a long strangle 4DTE with the upside SP at 1300. We'll see but it's definitely gonna do something.... definitely the most risky options play I have right now

a swap is over 100$ right now fml

I JUST DONT KNOW IM THINKING CALLS

I KNOW IM A PIG AND PROBABLY GONNA GET SLAUGHTERED

You’ll know that you’re broken when you have 7 figures, /fit/, and sex is offered to you daily yet you only hope for nuclear holocaust daily, not because you’re losing money, but because you no longer feel anything anymore. No longer do experience pleasure from anything as your dopamine receptors have been completely fried. The only release from this hell for you is cleansing nuclear fire.

What the financial implication for my shitcoin stack?

Where is TSLA's top? Calls are printing.

There is so much fucking glownigger shilling right now. Something really bad is about to happen.

>>55130027
c3 dropped too, I think the swingies played a quick role on the frenzy but I still wouldn't be discouraged. It's still bullish overall but when people can make a 2x on the morning after a long weekend, you're gonna see some dumps.

>>54556282
>"Elon, save me!"

Baggies are fat little grubs that you flip over and they wiggle around with their bellies facing upwards until you squash them with your boot.

um, COREbros?

>>54491051
All baggies better load up on these

>CAPTCHA: S0YM8

>>54395930
All trolling aside, both of these meme stocks squeeze abilities have come and gone. The float for BBBY has increased and has diluted to hell and back, and GME is like any other stock at this point. People keep trying to recreate these huge short squeezes with the same companies instead of looking for new ones that they might occur on. It's like a gold rush, the area is overpopulated and the juice is squeezed. There are plenty of other companies with high SI they could invest in, or gamble on potential earnings reports. Instead, baggies just sit here and hope that by buying more dying shares, or buying popcorn or pillows (lol) that it will make them millionaires. Theres just a fundamental disconnect with them in that regard, which is why they look to some Canadian investor as their cult-like savior.

It's both interesting, repulsive, and sad.

>>54326416
What's the unedited pic from?

Circuit breaker day

It's been an interesting 24 hours for sure. Holders gonna hold and shorters gonna short. Guess today and the next few days, we'll see who's theories are right.

Someone's gonna laugh, and someone's gonna get hurt.

Everything is tanking this morning, Jesus

>>53568627
kek, we are so fucked...

>atom is pumping
nuclear armageddon is next isn't it

>>51029860
>Me tomorrow watching you singlehandedly destroy hedgies and starting MOASS