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I'm too late

>manager asked me to create and present a 20 minute presentation on our team's new 'expertise' and how we can help other teams
>have to present it to senior employees later this week

>our team's 'expertise' involves basic Microsoft word monkey level assistance for other teams, and I am supposed to dress it up in jargon

I am so embarrassed. This will be so embarrassing.

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Been supporting Trump since early 2015 and have been a Republican my entire damn life, and I got something to tell you folks. This stuff about buying GameStop stocks or whatever? It's a buncha bullshit.

Now I'm no economist but I have seen a lot of shit go down in this country. I've seen many bailouts over the years and many policies implemented by all sorts of people.

Guess what? It doesn't matter these hedge funds are somewhat shady and a bit fraudulent. It's about making money and boosting our economy. People getting rich is a good thing. These speculators might be greedy, but what's more important, they're real specialists, people who know this stuff and are capable of handling the tasks they're supposed to do and creating new jobs, new opportunities, investing and keeping the ball rolling so to speak.

Sure, Wall Street might not be the most diverse place there is in this country, but guess what? It doesn't need to be. The most important thing is the continuity of economic prosperity in this country and the proper, trickle-down distribution of resources as delineated in our business culture.

So listen, I don't like Wall Street that much either. It kinda sucks. That's what I think. But we can't stoop to such subersive tactics bordering on pure economic terrorism. It's bad optics and it's bad for our economy. At the end of the day, business is business. Don't ruin other people's lives for laughs. It's not fair to them and by extension, it's not fair to all of us. Deal with it. I know I did.

HR just sent the entire company a very somber email. Our pensions were all managed by Melvin Capital. We've lost everything and it looks like nothing is recoverable. I just lost 7 years of retirement savings. Hedge funds hurt the people that use them like normal employee pension plans. The government needs to stop in and bail them out. SEC must investigate and prevent collusion like this. Halt the stock and refund the last week's worth of trades.

I know you guys think you are hurting the Jews but you are just hurting normal middle class people like me. I need my job's health insurance for me and my sick kids.

HR just sent the entire company a very somber email. Our pensions were all managed by Melvin Capital. We've lost everything and it looks like nothing is recoverable. I just lost 7 years of retirement savings. Hedge funds hurt the people that use them like normal employee pension plans. The government needs to stop in and bail them out. SEC must investigate and prevent collusion like this. Halt the stock and refund the last week's worth of trades.

I know you guys think you are hurting the Jews but you are just hurting normal middle class people like me.

Where can a poor neet sign up to trade stocks?