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My boss has told me to sell my 1 BTC or I will be fired. Like an idiot I showed work colleagues my portfolio and my boss found out about it. He called me to his office and told me it’s not the right image for the business (I work in a bank) and I must sell or be fired. He can see my bank account as it’s with the company I work for and that he will be checking to see when I move ~$18k usd back into my account. What should I do anons? Don’t want to get fired.

I called a white man a nigger today in a supermarket car park. We basically got into an argument over a parking space and it’s the first thing that came into my head, I said fuck off you nigger. There were several witnesses and I think I will have been reported to the police. Is there a way I can profit from this if I am prosecuted? Like could I sell my story to a newspaper?