/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>5328297
i cant feel anything please no more

IT'S OVER WE'RE ALL GOING TO JAIL AAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>4908925

we are accumulating. normies stay out pls

>bitfinex printed $14m more tether

And we spend hours of reading charts, strategies, whitepapers and lose fucking 80% on shit like LINK or ARK ?

JUST STOP IT I LOST LIKE 4 BTC ALREADY :(

>>4617077
Get my eye doctor to quit fucking around and take my ongoing vision loss seriously for fucks sake.
>hurr durr we don't know what's causing it so I guess we'll just do nothing
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

>be me
>be thanksgiving, family all laughing and joking, asking me when Im going to get a job or even pay rent
>tell them im actually a successful crypto trader, its been going so well i recently became a millionaire
>they all laugh
>show them my blockfolio
>i try to explain bitcoin
>uncle downloads blockfolio, types in 1,000 bitcoin, starts showing it around saying hes a crypto millionaire too
>everyones laughing
>tell them its true and i can withdraw from a bitcoin atm
>convince my family to take me to nearest bitcoin atm, 2 hours away
>they wanted to go to this city anyways for shopping, tell them ill buy some gifts for christmas
>arrive at atm
>atm only allows you to buy bitcoin, not sell it
>family getting impatient
>"enough anon, your joke is going too far, lets just go to the mall now"
>i ask the convenience store clerk how do I sell with the atm?
>he doesnt know what im talking about, "only buy, you buy here"
>aunt goes up to the atm with a $20 and pretends it came out, look Anon, I sold my byte coins, how come you cant sell yours?
>everyones laughing as they head back to the car

THEY ARE TAKING ALL THE MONEY AND MOVING TO A TAX HAVEN!