/biz/ - Business & Finance

>100+ a week on weed and other drugs
>food bill is 5x larger than it should be because you buy stuff with "organic" slapped on the side of the carton
>rent bill is 5x higher than it should be because you want to live in the trendy area
>you take out a loan to go to burning man every year
>you spend 50x as much on tech, because you only buy apple and you always buy whatever they release on day 1
>you buy $500 pairs of skinny jeans
>you donate ridiculous amounts to political candidates that never stand a chance of winning
>you support shutting down the country forever to stop the coofies

*smacks lips*

FUCK BRO, WHERE AM I GONNA GET THE RENT MONEY?

>ASIC resistant

Oh what, I'm 3 years too late

>West*ids own some of the best soil in the world
>still fail miserably and end up pissing it all away to the lowest bidder

So this is the power of the Anglo