/biz/ - Business & Finance

I honestly can't decide whether WSB is literally better than /biz/ at this point or it's just that we're raided by countless hedgie shills.
Just look at the autistic dedication of those redditors holy shit.

How does a europoor who hasn't bought a stock in his lifetime get into this? Where do I buy GME and how do I profit from it?

I know I'm an absolute newfag and a faggot in general for asking but if there's some anon willing to spoonfeed a retard I'd be happy.
I just want to participate in this major happening and maybe pay for some of my university expenses while outjewing the jews.