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All the big guys like BILL ACKAAAMAN. STAN Drunk-Me-Miller. Bill Gaytes. Homogeorge Soros. All went BIG into TECH Q1 of 2023...

Do you want to bet against them? i don't think so. QQQ is going to ATH this year. It's over..

Projected WINNER> CRABBY CRABSTER MCCRAB

Time to buy butterfly spread.

Goldman:

- Despite elevated macro and micro uncertainty, we continue to expect the S&P 500 will trade sideways in coming months and finish the year at 4000 (-3%).

>GS

Junk bonds are green...

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh wtf..

Imagine if someone had $SIVB puts going into today. They woke up this morning to the stock down in premarket another 62%, thinking that they hit the jackpot. Then an hour before the RTH open when the options could be sold for a massive profit, the stock was halted forever.

Remember the game is rigged. The reason Michael Burry was able to win in the big short was because he was considered an insider.

look at the vix....... this market is fucked