/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Cohen will turn around BBBY
>BANKRUPTCY IS OFF THE TABLE
>uh, we could sell Baby for $5 billion and save the company
>it's a reorganization, not a bankruptcy!
>a merger/acquisition will be announced before bankruptcy is complete
>actually bankruptcy is a good thing WE'VE WON
>Ryan will give us shares in Teddy
YOU ARE HERE
>actually this was a shit investment the whole time and we're suing because of the stock buybacks from years ago

I'm legitimately impressed on the goal post moving prowess of baggies