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I need help. WHAT DO I DO?

I have 240k in crypto, across many altcoins and ETH. I hold zero BTC right now.

WHAT DO I DO?? HOLY FUCK MY LIFE IS FLASHING BEFORE MY EYES!! I WILL EITHER BE A MILLIONAIRE OR A POORFAG WHO LOST HIS CHANCE TO BE A MILLIONAIRE. I NEED GUIDANCE SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT TO DO BUT I'LL PROBABLY JUST GET FUCKED OVER BY BAD ADVICE BECAUSE YOU'RE A BUNCH OF LYING FAGGOTS WHO LIKE TO SEE OTHER SUFFER AHHHHHHHHH

how the fuck do you pay taxes on crypto? I put in 10k into coinbase, sent it to bittrex, made 10k, sent back to coinbase and withdrew 20k. what do I do? Is it income? Capital gains?

Honestly I'm pretty happy with my overall crypto gains (made over 200k profit so far, and cashed out enough to quit my shit tier minimum wage job), but WTF is going on with these pieces of shit coins?

Lisk, RDD, BAT, STRAT, SIA, XBY (lol but "muh masternodes)?

Fuck these coins, I've lost over 40k collectively on all of them. Does anyone have info that will make me feel better?

I'm down 73% from BAT... haha but it'll rise s-soon, r-right? Iron hands, b-baby!

I own about $10k worth of BAT and I want to fucking shoot myself.

I bought in purely because of hype. Once again, ask yourself, is it useful as a currency? NO.

Do you really think Coke and Phizer are going to bow down to some retarded fat old bald idiot who invented Mozilla a decade ago? Advertisers spend TRILLIONS on mind controlling you, they own the advertisement market. They would never use BAT based on principle even if it was the most amazing shit ever, which it's not.

It's actually fucking laughable that people think BAT tokens will be used by big advertisers... I mean really, come the fuck on. Advertisers won't and will not use it, and consumers don't need it or want it. Literally BAT is worthless. It has no real world application, and if there ever was to be some kind of "advertisement coin" You can bet the top 5 corporations who own everything will develop their own. Also brave is gay and fucking sucks. I bought in because of hype and I regret it. Missed the Ether gains AND lost hard on BAT.

so... yeah buy Start?