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tldw:
>Tesla realized $1BN in profits from BTC
>Plans to re-enter the market with $2-3BN at a later date
>Currently has “minimum” holdings
>Realized more profit than a year worth of manufacturing and selling cars

To recap:
>buys BTC
>shills BTC
>sells BTC
>”BTC is too high” FUD
>Loads tether FUD the day before the New York ruling on Tether
>announces Tesla profited $1BN
This dude is what every pajeet aspires to become
Sauce:
>https://finance.yahoo.com/video/tesla-earns-profit-worth-1b-174120476.html

>>29446340
I wish dumbfucks like you had been around a week ago, the top would have been easier to spot and I wouldn't be stuck waiting for BTC to dead cat bounce back up to 57 before the AAAA down to 30.

>locked

Trezor hardware wallets have a fun function where you can lock your BTC at a specific price which means you don't get fucked as hard by price fluctuations. However if you're an idiot and forget how to unlock you can get rekt by rapidly price pumps. A lot of retards in 2017 who locked at 19k got fugged by this.

Why are nocoiners so obsessed with crypto? All they do is talk or tweet about BTC when they aren’t holders at all.

It’s not like we sit there making fun of gold or pokemon cards.

What’s with the nocoiner syndrome? They don’t hold crypto but they have folders full of bobos and are quick to shit on BTC any chance they get.

Is it an obsession? Are they seething? I tend to avoid things I hate.

This image is titled “Peepee Mitch $2000 - 2021 by anonymously anonymous” and has been sold for $2,001. This morning!

How should I spend my stimulus?