/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58009390
>Sells 0dte ATM Put
>Why didn't it work
You played yourself anon

Just did a deep-dive. It's dogeshit. You trying to get me to sell my MOCHI for this horsedung? Bring the price down to 0.04 and perhaps I will deposit rupees. Until then, next.

>>57102222
>this time is different

>>56166313
It's the opposite of a "retarded comment" (also, we don't have "comments" on /biz/ but rather posts... where are you from?). Looking at the previous ones is exactly what I did, hence what I wrote. I compared them visually and took an average length from them (the first one is longer/deeper than the others so it wouldn't be fair to use only that one as the basis for judging how much it's going to dump).

>>56084557
>retard berniebros still posting this meme chart in 2023

>>55475318
You see suckers just buy now and get dumped by whales

Was pooping your pants part of your plan?

I just realized we are in a bubble within another bubble (AI)
did this shit ever happen in history?

>>55044646
Maybe you're GAY.

>>55044245
are you?

Parabolic clown pump bros wtf happened???

>>54995537
oh look MoM is 0.1% lower BUY BUY BUY BUY

>>54972900
I guess he's a position trader when he says "catch the trend", day trader are retards anyway

The no gf fat CHUDS are out and about in 4chan city tonight. Watch out for chudmaxxed posting

>>54928133
you don't know the ticker of the biggest company in market cap you wouldn't understand how overcrowded all those megacaps are because of perceived """safe haven""" even though their earnings and forward guidance is shit

>>54917443
CPI came 0.1% lower than expected after they changed used car calculation which """unexpectedly""" makes the headline inflation come in better. while core cpi didn't change.
with this -0.1% print literally everything is fixed. debt ceiling fixed, commercial real estate fixed, no more banks failing, Jpow does 500 bepis cut in two more weeks, earnings will sky rocket and money printer cartridge gets refilled as we speak. we in no landing. buy everything

>>54915329
we will freeze to death next winter. this time for real

>>54906783
>Nope. Just more retards, and more retarded at that.
yeah this reminds me... where is baggot?

>>54823152
>meme links

>>54742757
here it comes.. cringe webm number two (2) and top signal

>>54741440
all your webms are shit
same with "its over for bobo" webm

>>54619805
>he longed
>because desperate baggies were seething in every thread...
>...seething... because... the bullrun was back and they were in profit... (???????)
>and raging against anons who weren't buying in...
>all that made OP think he should long

Tether the fuck up, kids.