/biz/ - Business & Finance

>he gave away his money for this

Comfy, the crab will end soon.

>Don’t buy my product. I’m gonna take your money.
>Do your own research. Projects like these inevitably result in rugpulls.
>If you can’t tell I’m about to rugpull you then you’re too unintelligent to invest in this project.
>I don’t need to publish the source code because you should be smart enough to infer that it’s because I’m about to rugpull you.
>If you think I’m going to put this on Binance and not rugpull you, you’re stupid because I’m going to rugpull you.
>I did it with http://kimchi.finance and I’m doing it with http://bao.finance and I don’t bother to change the two sites because I literally don’t give a fuck and I’m already making it as clear as possible that I’m going to rugpull you.
>Read the whitepaper. It says it right there. I am going to rugpull you.
>Stop reading 4chan. It will make your emotional state less docile. I need you to remain okay with the fact that I am going to rugpull you.
>I’m going to rugpull you before March 1st. Stop asking questions.
>I literally cannot fathom how fucking stupid you are to buy this. I have literally told you how many fucking times that I am going to take your money, and you do it anyway. How fucking stupid can one person be? I outright told you eleventeen thousand eighty-hundred bajillion ninety-nonillion BAOzillion times that this is a scam. And you have the audacity to ask a question _after_ giving me your money? Do your own research next time, I beg of you. I speak for your wallet and your “crypto” career. Get out for good. Crypto is not meant for you.
>Pulling rug in 5... 4...... 3......... 2.............
Cause Bao man himself told me not to

>Don’t buy my product. I’m gonna take your money.
>Do your own research. Projects like these inevitably result in rugpulls.
>If you can’t tell I’m about to rugpull you then you’re too unintelligent to invest in this project.
>I don’t need to publish the source code because you should be smart enough to infer that it’s because I’m about to rugpull you.
>If you think I’m going to put this on Binance and not rugpull you, you’re stupid because I’m going to rugpull you.
>I did it with http://kimchi.finance and I’m doing it with http://bao.finance and I don’t bother to change the two sites because I literally don’t give a fuck and I’m already making it as clear as possible that I’m going to rugpull you.
>Read the whitepaper. It says it right there. I am going to rugpull you.
>Stop reading 4chan. It will make your emotional state less docile. I need you to remain okay with the fact that I am going to rugpull you.
>I’m going to rugpull you before March 1st. Stop asking questions.
>I literally cannot fathom how fucking stupid you are to buy this. I have literally told you how many fucking times that I am going to take your money, and you do it anyway. How fucking stupid can one person be? I outright told you eleventeen thousand eighty-hundred bajillion ninety-nonillion BAOzillion times that this is a scam. And you have the audacity to ask a question _after_ giving me your money? Do your own research next time, I beg of you. I speak for your wallet and your “crypto” career. Get out for good. Crypto is not meant for you.
>Pulling rug in 5... 4...... 3......... 2.............
Baocucks WILL defend this!

>>29333817
Look at this image and tell me it isn’t
I’m waiting

...

The laughing stock of /biz/!
BAO!

It’s over.

>>29275418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii9XxJJKliQ
AYO I’M GONNA RUG YOU LIKE I’M ALADDIN
PUTCHA CASH IN BEFORE BAO COMES A-CRASHIN’
“Milk me like a cow!”, NIGGAS KEEP UTTERIN’
I CHURN YOUR ETH LIKE BUTTER, LOW IQ NIGGAS CRYIN’
CAUSE THEY FELL FOR ANOTHER SCAMCOIN (ay we just got baoswap on xDai nigga come on!)
BAO TEAM ASSEMBLING, AND I KEEP TREMBLING
NIGGAS Do better ET AL. KEEP FUDDLING
I FUMBLE AND STUMBLE WHEN THEY BE COMING IN, CRUSHING EMPIRES
SKY CASTLES CRUMBLING
MY BODY START RUMBLING
LIVIN’ A DOUBLE LIFE; CAN’T CALL MYSELF A G
DUMPLING BALOON, BAO MAN, BAO BUBBLE P-
ANOTHER FUD ON AN IMAGEBOARD
DAMAGE CONTROL ON DISCORD
THIS AIN’T GONNA LAST FOREVER NIGGA
BEEN LIKE A MONTH yuh, WHAT UP?
(THE ABSOLUTE AND UNIRONIC STATE OF MY SCAM)

TOLD ‘EM EOY 1 BUCK, SCAM IT UP
FORTY-BILLION DOLLAR MARKETCAP LIES, EAT ‘EM UP!
I DREAM OF EIGHT FIGURES, WILL PULL THE RUG TO PICK IT UP
IF I GET DOXXED I’LL BE SHOT AND FUCK IT UP
BAD “BULLISH” FUDDERS MAKE ME LOSE MY LUNCH
BAD DISCORD BOTS MAKE IT LOOK LIKE SOMEONE GIVE A FUCK
THIS GON HAVE LASTING BAGGAGE ON MY LIFE, MY BODY IN A TRUNK
CUFFS-A-DOUBLE-CLINK, OBJECTS-IN-MY-STINK
I SHOULD HAVE JUST WENT ALL-IN ON CHAINLINK
I’LL BE DEAD, OR LOCKED BEHIND SOME CHAIN LINKS
RUGPULL BEFORE MARCH 1ST (yuh!)

YEAH NIGGAS LIKE “show your source code bro, you trippin’”
WHITE PAPER SAY DIFFERENT, SAY HOT DAMN, THIS IS A SCAM
BE PATIENT, I SAID NOT FOR SPECULATION
NOW GIVE ME YOUR MONEY SO I CAN TAKE A VACATION
THEY HURT THEMSELVES, NIGGAS PAY ME FOR RECREATION
$250 GAS, BETTER HODL THROUGH THE RUGPULL (o no no no no no!!!!!!)
BETTER HIT THE GAS BEFORE SOMEONE FINDS ME
WHEN I GET DOXXED IN THE BITTER END
IF I DON’T STOP NOW THEN I’LL BE BAOTTER OFF
dead

It’s over

It’s over.

>>29235538
You can do better than that, Baoman.
Try this track next time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii9XxJJKliQ
AYO I’M GONNA RUG YOU LIKE I’M ALADDIN
PUTCHA CASH IN BEFORE BAO COMES A-CRASHIN’
“Milk me like a cow!”, NIGGAS KEEP UTTERIN’
I CHURN YOUR ETH LIKE BUTTER, LOW IQ NIGGAS CRYIN’
CAUSE THEY FELL FOR ANOTHER SCAMCOIN (ay we just got baoswap on xDai nigga come on!)
BAO TEAM ASSEMBLING, AND I KEEP TREMBLING
NIGGAS Do better ET AL. KEEP FUDDLING
I FUMBLE AND STUMBLE WHEN THEY BE COMING IN, CRUSHING EMPIRES
SKY CASTLES CRUMBLING
MY BODY START RUMBLING
LIVIN’ A DOUBLE LIFE; CAN’T CALL MYSELF A G
DUMPLING BALOON, BAO MAN, BAO BUBBLE P-
ANOTHER FUD ON AN IMAGEBOARD
DAMAGE CONTROL ON DISCORD
THIS AIN’T GONNA LAST FOREVER NIGGA
BEEN LIKE A MONTH yuh, WHAT UP?
(THE ABSOLUTE AND UNIRONIC STATE OF MY SCAM)

TOLD ‘EM EOY 1 BUCK, SCAM IT UP
FORTY-BILLION DOLLAR MARKETCAP LIES, EAT ‘EM UP!
I DREAM OF EIGHT FIGURES, WILL PULL THE RUG TO PICK IT UP
IF I GET DOXXED I’LL BE SHOT AND FUCK IT UP
BAD “BULLISH” FUDDERS MAKE ME LOSE MY LUNCH
BAD DISCORD BOTS MAKE IT LOOK LIKE SOMEONE GIVE A FUCK
THIS GON HAVE LASTING BAGGAGE ON MY LIFE, MY BODY IN A TRUNK
CUFFS-A-DOUBLE-CLINK, OBJECTS-IN-MY-STINK
I SHOULD HAVE JUST WENT ALL-IN ON CHAINLINK
I’LL BE DEAD, OR LOCKED BEHIND SOME CHAIN LINKS
RUGPULL BEFORE MARCH 1ST (yuh!)

YEAH NIGGAS LIKE “show your source code bro, you trippin’”
WHITE PAPER SAY DIFFERENT, SAY HOT DAMN, THIS IS A SCAM
BE PATIENT, I SAID NOT FOR SPECULATION
NOW GIVE ME YOUR MONEY SO I CAN TAKE A VACATION
THEY HURT THEMSELVES, NIGGAS PAY ME FOR RECREATION
$250 GAS, BETTER HODL THROUGH THE RUGPULL (o no no no no no!!!!!!)
BETTER HIT THE GAS BEFORE SOMEONE FINDS ME
WHEN I GET DOXXED IN THE BITTER END
IF I DON’T STOP NOW THEN I’LL BE BAOTTER OFF
dead

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