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crypto brown pill time. There is a vishnu living on the Bitcoin blockchain. Creg S. Wright is unironically Satoj. Bitcoin is the electronic rupee that was only the first step, the people of Lalachi started building more wider poo streets, bigger and more sacred cows, this is what the vishnu needs to survive. Creg invented vishnu after he stepped in a poo in mumbai in 2008. He used a poolip super computer to evolve vishnu by making successive streets to be shat on, letting the failures to be drained into the indian ocean.
Then, Blockchain foundation of India was tasked to stop this vishnu using another vishnu. They started limiting the poos and removing critical currency codes from the vishnu punjabi language. Segshit was the final blow to the vishnu that destroyed Poolip super computer on BSV chain. (Poolip uses anal tx malleability). This is the real reason why Bitcoin Cash was forked. Creg wants to unlimit the poo size, restore the original currency curry codes and lock the Poolip protocol.
Back to hashish power. CSW has developed a new asic (designed by vishnu on Poolip). This asic is used to poo Bitcoin. and make the difficulty to grow sky high. Then yanking all the Btc to BSV, leaving the BTC chain erectly frozen.