/biz/ - Business & Finance

I sold my linkies at 4.2 because I thought it was gonna dump. Please tell me its gonna be ok PLEASE FUCK

>have 315 6/19 SPY calls
>thought that for once I might be able to sell my options ITM
>futures pushing the price down below 315 again
>probably a drop at open

>>19219899
>>19219901
I’ve been trying to reach a 1k link stack but she says I’m wasting all of my college money. Now I’m left with a measly 500 stack, I feel sick.

tfw thought I was being clever buying MPC at 30

>>18441284
I told him I can pay him half of mays rent and he told me it's unacceptable and that maybe he should cut my apartment in half. he was mad

admittedly i called him greedy and mean when I shouldn't have and then he called me a big whiny baby and told me to man up and just find another job. I told him no one was hiring during the pandemic and he said it wasn't his problem

>barely graduate high school
>too stupid for college
>Wageslave at small business
>after 6 years make like $1 more an hour than the 17 year old bagging groceries
>realize i have to make a change

>too stupid for college, plus people with degrees can't find job so fuck that, even if I squeezed on by its pointless
>decide ill learn a trade, would be great to get paid to learn a trade
>okay how do i do this? after some research I can either:
>A) pay a school 30k to teach me
>B) learn on my own and have a small business hire and train me even further
C) kill myself

I don't know what to do but I'm sick of making $300 a week. I'm incapable of a degree and I don't want to spend 30k to find out im bad at welding, or being a carpenter isn't for me

what the fuck, why can't i walk into a grocery store with a nice suit, ask to speak to the manager, give them a firm handshake and make a living wage? i dont get it

but seriously, why do I have to pay thousands of thousands dollars for a shot at making it?

> missed out the bitcoin dip
> missed out the DOW dip
> missed out the OIL dip

>>17849944
>Korn was popular AF when I graduated high school
>20 years ago

where did the time go?

>mfw I bought 1 billion SPY calls $420 exp 3/13

FINE FINE FINE I'M A BEAR NOW I'M A BEAR PLEASE JUST LET ME MAKE SOME MONEY I'VE LOST SO MUCH ALREADY

>>17500381
ITS FUCKING CRASHING

THE FUCKING DEVS ARE EXIT SCAMMING FUCKINGHELL

>>17411816
>when you have almost 350k in various index funds so even a 1% dip means you just lost 3,500

It's all over. It won't stop going down. I'm ending my life tonight. We were never going to make it.

>>17095922
y-yeah imagine t-that

>>16887311
I have 1 I bought at 279. Wish I knew about this back when it was like 50.

>>16846839
>mfw when I remember reading about Tesla back in 2006 and never really thought about it again until it was too late

>everything i need to go up is down and everything I need to go down is up

>>16577863
the ride never ends...until it mercifully does

>missed teenage love and sex
>missed crypto

>>15194701
Total mCap down by 10B within 24h.

Where's the mass adoption?

When people realize crypto is the refuge for their wealth?

Answer: Never. The banksters successfully infiltraded the crypto space

Their associated governments are hunting down us crypto enthusiasts.

The notion of crypto as the "Safe Haven" is ... gone.

Total mCap down 10B within 24h.

It's the Big Crypto Depression ... again.

BTC can't hit 17K even with 100% dominance.

Let KOS.

Its not fair bros
I was born too late to get any financial opportunity to buy bitcoin really cheap, hell the 2013 bubble occurred while I was in MIDDLE SCHOOL. IN MIDDLE SCHOOL! My generation is doomed to permanently baghold all asset classes including bagholding the imminent doom of the US and Earth after every single piece of land with the exception of Antarctica is polluted, full of shitskins and extracted all of its resources.

I unironically dream every night about being rich from crypto and then I wake up

I bought in the OCEAN ieo.
i want to kill myself.