/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28295188
when the cancer lawsuits start, and the dementia lawsuits

>but dude weed

k

>>27977414
go post in /mu/ because that is where grimes always pushed her stuff and probably posted

actually it would only make sense that they lurk together here now that I think about it, whatever

>>26307819
it's not a private company, all these tech companies are nu communism

try dmt dude, grow a ponytail, get with it

>>26214595
>hello?
>hi it's anon how are you doing?
>oh hi anon, how is your dad doing? I saw him eating lunch with the boss
>yeah he's fine anyway tell me about BOTY
>anon, I've told you about BOTY every day for the past 3 weeks and today is the day I tell you to stop asking me about it
>Why? I've 20k and I want to invest, tell me about BOTY, what is it exactly?
>Well, it's like women's wrestling
>That's it? Just wrestling? Look I'm investing, you tell me about it now or I'll tell my dad I'm putting my allowance elsewhere
>Ok ok, well it's women that wrestle in lingerie
>do they sweat? what kind of lingerie tell me more....
>well I assume they sweat bc they are working out, they have just the normal costumes you see in wrestling, some lace, leather, maybe some cosplay stuff like a nurse outfit
>hmmmmmmmm tell me more about the nurse outfit
>It looks like a fucking nurse anon......
>HEY LOOK I AM THE INVESTOR AND YOU ARE THE BROKER
>sorry
>FINE WHAT THE FUCK EVER DO MORE RESEARCH AND I WILL CALL YOU TOMORROW OR YOU LOSE YOUR JOB GOT IT? ITS ONE SKYPE CALL TO MY DAD IN LONDON AND YOU ARE GONE! JUST LIKE THE GIRL THAT WOULDN'T GIVE ME UPDATES ON THE ONLYFANS IPO

everyday man, everyday

anybody have a compelling reason i should exit my REITs? They are diversified and will go up and I almost bought them at the bottom, but I'm not sure I just shouldn't hold onto cash right now.

Anybody want to convince me?