/biz/ - Business & Finance

What you gonna do when there's blood in the water?

The eternal BEAR looms over the cryptoKEK community.

You are like lambs to the slaughter.

Guys. Relax. We're all going to make it.
I love you. Merry Christmas
hodl fast

WHO /BOUGHTGOLD/ HERE

>>12142361
how do i justify my wagie existence? because i have long term goals that require capital, i want to invest in hobbies that require capital, and i (eventually) want a gf which will require social skills that aren't refined as a NEET. feels good to be a part of society, what are you buying your mom for Christmas, Anon?

t. 4.5 months into wageslavery after 4 miserable years of NEET toil

christmas came early

>>11890936
>implying it's different this time

>>11884234
kek

KEK

K E K

>>11882632
barely anyone is buying, 99% of those "buyers" are simply bots trading with each other to prop up the price while whales dump their bags. merry christmas!

> tfw nocoiner
who else /comfy/ here?

So how was your Christmas Eve dinner /biz/?

>be me
>NEET for the last couple of months
>Uncles family came for Christmas Eve dinner
>My cousin is the "superstar" of the family because he has a stable job at an IT company and drives a Mazda
>Everyone in my family pretty much hates me
>Dinner is about to start
>Wear the cheapest and shittiest clothes I had, on purpose of course
>Sit at the table
>Aunt asks what I have been doing in the last couple months
>"Oh, you know I have been trading cryptocurrencies and invested in several companies through token sales"
>Annoying cousin starts making subtle fun about me and "muh investments"
>He then starts bragging about his job and car
>Presents time comes
>Everyone starts unboxing their presents
>Almost no one of them got me anything except my uncle who got me a pair of cashmere socks
>I start unboxing the presents I got myself
>First present is a 30-year-old Hibiki Suntory Whisky that costs like $4k
>Second present is a new IWC Schaffhausen watch that costs around $9k which I bought from Mr Porter
>Everyone on the table is speechless at this point and stares at me
>Aunt asks me how I could afford this
>"Yes, my investments were very successful you know"
>Cousin gets visibly angry and veins start popping out from his forehead
>My father, uncle and grandfather start asking me about my investments and how they can also get in
>Everyone pretty much ignores my arrogant cousin at this point

I guess it went well, lads

So how was your Christmas Eve dinner /biz/?

>be me
>NEET for the last couple of months
>Uncles family came for Christmas Eve dinner
>My cousin is the "superstar" of the family because he has a stable job at an IT company and drives a Mazda
>Everyone in my family pretty much hates me
>Dinner is about to start
>Wear the cheapest and shittiest clothes I had, on purpose of course
>Sit at the table
>Aunt asks what I have been doing in the last couple months
>"Oh, you know I have been trading cryptocurrencies and invested in several companies through token sales"
>Annoying cousin starts making subtle fun about me and "muh investments"
>He then starts bragging about his job and car
>Presents time comes
>Everyone starts unboxing their presents
>Almost no one of them got me anything except my uncle who got me a pair of cashmere socks
>I start unboxing the presents I got myself
>First present is a 30-year-old Hibiki Suntory Whisky that costs like $4k
>Second present is a new IWC Schaffhausen watch that costs around $9k which I bought from Mr Porter
>Everyone on the table is speechless at this point and stares at me
>Aunt asks me how I could afford this
>"Yes, my investments were very successful you know"
>Cousin gets visibly angry and veins start popping out from his forehead
>My father, uncle and grandfather start asking me about my investments and how they can also get in
>Everyone pretty much ignores my arrogant cousin at this point

I guess it went well, lads

Alright guys, what crypto coin should I throw all my money in. Just got a lot Christmas money.

sidenote: how the fuck do I add money on Binance

This crash was the best gift ever, thanks, whales.