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Expect a major false flag attack next week. Markets will close for 30 days. Crypto will be banned. A world boogieman will be declared. America will spend the next 5 years at war.

>be army officer
>go into work this morning
>all people have been talking about is GME
>21 year old privates who didn't finish highschool in my troop spouting memes like diamond hands and to the moon
>40 year old warrant officers scratching their heads trying to figure out what is going on
>”you have a degree in finance sir, whats this gamestop shit i’ve been hearing about”
>can’t get any work done all day because I keep having to explain how shorting, margin trading, options and short squeezes work
>try to explain to my troops that while there is a possibility that the price could go very high, in the end it’s speculation and that market players will try to pull every dirty move in the book to shut this down
>don’t bet any more than you are willing to lose
>”GME to the moon sir!”
>the major calls me upstairs to bitch about the vehicle state
>”by the way anon, have you heard about all this Gamestop stuff? I bet you’re invested in that”
My gut is telling me that this is the biggest sell signal I have ever seen. I’m going to kill myself when I’m stuck dealing with all the administration from my guys being stuck with reddit bags.
At least I have my link.

>>20528921
OUT OF AMMOO
NOOOOOOOOO

ITS TIME

I don't want to go to war tomorrow.

>>7965819
the anon posting him and his whale friends were going to pump verge to 5 cents while everyone said it was impossible

WELCOME TO THE MARINES