/biz/ - Business & Finance

-Do not trade crypto, trade the NYSE

-Buy and sell in increments

-Read books on technical analysis and fundamentals

buy the dip

>>27074248
>Glad to be here

>>26949784
I put 2k into GME and I don't really care if it ends up gone.
Sure, I'd LIKE it to spike tomorrow. I could make a killing, quit my job and live comfortably.
Or, I could lose 2k participating in what might've been the best week of trading in my life.
Either way, I'm having fun,and no matter what happens, it was all worth it.
HODL
THE
LINE

>>26955945
Whatever happens, take solace in the fact that it's NEVER happened before. You are part of a happening that NO ONE in your family lineage has EVER done. Wherever the ride takes us, it'll take us to a strange new land. Just remember to keep your chin up, and most importantly:
DO
NOT
SELL

>>26877106
I already own crypto, pertly to escape the (((federal reserve))) and also to deal with incoming hyperinflation.
I also own, and am hodling, GME and NOK stock, as it's scientifically proven to add length to your penis and for every 5 shares you own, they'll gas a jew for free.
Feels good m9.

>>21287999

>there will be legions of academic slugs studying my shitposts