/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29813968
Oh sorry for being rude then anon. Before you buy though I want you to understand that despite how tempting it can be to FOMO in and join the gains, especially with the low marketcap, it's important for you to make sure you understand and realize that it's a meme token. It's only real function as of now is to redistribute a small part of every txn to every holder, meaning you profit off of trading volume. That and the fact it's a meme coin /biz/ will naturally flock to, but that's it. In essence, it's a shitcoin and you could easily be dumped on. I personally won't since I want to see it reach high highs, but sadly there are a lot of gamblers and anons here who might sell early and they would actually be right to do so. One look at the charts and you'll clearly understand that it's being on razor edge the whole time.


Now that the long disclaimer is gone, I'll actually tell you step-by-step as if you were a total crypto newfag. The pasta could be useful later so I'd rather type it now.
HOW TO BUY PEPE:
>Create an account on Binance
>buy BNB
>download and install the browser extension called Metamask
>PLEASE NOTE ON A PAPER YOUR SEED PHRASE AND DO NOT SHARE IT WITH ANYONE. NOT EVEN YOUR MOTHER
>follow this guide:
https://academy.binance.com/en/articles/connecting-metamask-to-binance-smart-chain?
>withdraw [your amount] of BNB to your metamask wallet (be sure you check the BEP20 box)
>wait for a while
>once you see your tokens in your wallet, click on the pancakeswap link in the OP or of the token you want to buy
>don't forget to click on the little settings icon to increase slippage to at least 2% or higher depending on the situation
>???
>profit


You're all set. If you want to monitor the price, you can either use Chartex or change the pair from BNB-PEPE to PEPE-USDT for example. However chartex requires you to own 5000 tokens in your wallet to have the full features. Good luck anon, don't forget not to be victim of your own greed and praise kek.

door dash doesn't accept any cryptocurrency

Shh anon, is ok to cry

You're safe here

>>29742302

>>29699931
What's wrong with APU coin? :(

>UVXY pumping

>>29657462
Not even apu coins?

Nobody in the entire board can explain options

>>29581917
Can you be my friend to?

I don't have any

I just wanted to understand what's going on. What's a sell off?

>>29461520
not good sir plz no bully

>>29454910
I miss my foreskin bros

>>29427611
I wish my parents cared about me this much. My dad got me hooked on ambien and alcohol when I was in 6th grade and after that I got D's until I barely finished highschool. He also beat me a lot and convinced me I would never amount to shit. I'm trying to unfuck my life now but I feel like I'm never gonna make it. I'm 21 and people I graduated wish are already starting their masters degrees.

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?
I'VE MADE MY MISTAKES
GOT NOWHERE TO RUN
THE NIGHT GOES ON
AS I'M FADING AWAY
I'M SICK OF THIS LIFE
I JUST WANNA SCREAM
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?

>>29366302
>stuck in 12 figure hell

Bros, any update on the wrapped coin? I've been a believer since January and I'm too much of a poorfag to pay gas fees. I just wanna join the cool kids.

>>29315916
Im not a shill come on why do you immediately say that when you see something you dont like

>>29203283
I am

>>29187077
I have a feeling that the ones that congregate on places like 4chan are just genetic dead ends that are pressured to overachieve on the most petty of things. Also checked.

ive already told biz about this quite a bit but im literally losing money on bsc because im a retard
>buy 55k wynaut at 0.01
>12 egg at 50
>150 bry at 15
>200 cake at 7
>1200 bake at 0.60
>sell it all at a 2x
>put EVERYTHING into meowth staking at 17 FUCKING DOLLARS because of shills, didnt listen to devs, didnt realize how dangerous it was, i just saw people printing money and wanted in
>price goes to $5
>lose everything back to my initial investment
>buy gren to make up for loss
>gren rugs
>put the rest into bake today
>its the top
im cashing out and leaving crypto for a while. im just going to wagecuck it for a while

>>29116358
>same

>>29111050
mp4.
https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0xe3bd93547009449b4af93d3c4f47b8ba05cf4934

I got pajeeted again.
This is their web. It looked retard but legit.
https://mp4.social/

>>29090081
i think im just going to stay off of /biz/ for a while until i get my head straight.. im tired of being stressed out and sad all the time when i get rugged or cant sell because i work 12 hour days with no access to my phone.
i dream of never wageslaving again and i thought i had the golden ticket but my hands are too weak.
i know nobody here gives a shit and im a fucking retard but i have no where to vent this so im telling this thread if that helps me in the slightest.
im just gonna cry this one out tonight

tiktok influencers are calling for a crypto correction and are starting to sell