/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50787888
Yeah, you want a world where literally everything around you isn't some form of cheap scam bequeathed to you by your simp ancestor surrenderers, benefits they enjoyed but you must pay for.

Same thing we all want, anon.

>a bunch of of autists and NEETs crash the entire market and make hedgies seethe by short squeezing fucking GAMESTOP
best timeline

Normally I'd be convinced that Monday would be blood red
But this is clown market rules so I'm expecting emerald green instead
But that feels so wrong that I'm expecting it to be red anyway
But then the clown market
This market is so fucking confusing

Last 30 minutes of the day predictions?

>>18110406
>im sorry but i have to screencap this for next week
Oof that's what bears said last week but go ahead.

>No idea what the fuck is going on anymore
>Put some money in SQQQ when it was cheap but not nearly as much as I could because I know it's gonna go up at some point with how fucked everything is
>Not really confident enough to invest serious money anywhere because who the fuck knows what's even happening
Anyone else? This shit is impossible to fucking read