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>> No.26501740 [View]
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How should I split my $6k among GME, BB and BBBY?

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>>24423164

Small time.

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>>18223635

NEETbux and Unemployment Benefits.

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>>17524499

Sorry meant broad strokes.

Social Security has a 'short list' of diagnoses that qualify for Disability benefits; if you have two of them then they fast track you and you can be approved within four months.

In my case, I picked Agoraphobia with Panic Attacks and Bipolar 1 (Manic-Depressive) since they're easy to fake and get official diagnoses for.

After I picked the two diagnoses, I went to a shrink and told him my symptoms. For effect, I brought my Mother to confirm my story. I was officially diagnosed and submitted my application for Disability benefits on the Social Security website myself.

I got a letter about a month later informing me that I had to be assessed by a Social Security shrink before a decision could be made.

So I didn't shower, shave or get a haircut for two weeks prior to my scheduled assessment. I wore dirty, wrinkled clothes, slippers and had my Mother hold my hand and walk me into the shrinks office. It was overkill but I wasn't taking any chances.

I was given a few short memory, logic and basic IQ tests; all of which I intentionally bombed. I was told I would receive a decision letter within 30 days.

Four weeks later I received a check from Social Security for 18 months back pay; that's the maximum allowed. The next day I received my award letter and Medicare insurance card.

For the rest of my life, as long as I don't officially make more than $24k a year I'll receive 100% benefits. There easiest way around that is it have your clients pay a LLC and then you're paid a consulting fee which never goes over $24k a year.

Since I'm disabled I automatically qualified for Vocational Rehabilitation; it's the federal program that pays for you to learn a trade or get a college degree so you can reenter the workforce and stop collecting Disability benefits.

I also qualify for food stamps, Section 8 housing subsidies/vouchers, Medicaid (State) health insurance, utility bill subsidies and all kinds of grants/scholarships.

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>>17252554

I have that now.

>NEETbux/Social Security Disability
>Food Stamps
>Medicare and Medicaid AKA Free health insurance
>Bachelor's and Master's degrees both paid for by Vocational Rehabilitation since I'm 'Disabled'.
>Get paid $125 a week to foster dogs from a local animal shelter.
>Repair/upgrade computers, fix cellphones, set up home theaters for boomers, flip high end makeup to preteen thots, sell Adderall and tutor stupid thots in Calculus for extra under the table, untaxed cash.

Plus I have stocks and crypto.

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>>17231943

I get scholarships on a regular basis because my middle name is Carlos, I'm legally disabled and I claim to be a homosexual on the applications. Plus I write a damn good essay and always get letters of recommendation from my professors because I'm interested in the stuff they teach.

In reality I'm White as fuck, only fuck biologically female thots and faked being bipolar during the evaluation from Social Security.

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>>17186060

Been getting NEETbux since 2010. My only regret is not investing it until now.

No wonder stupid people stay poor, they lack foresight.

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>>10631061

Nice, senpai.

>Be me
>32 and get NEETbux
>Haven't has a job since 2010
>Been going to college since 2012 using grants and scholarships
>About to max out my Pell Grant but since I'm disabled, Vocational Rehabilitation is going to pay for up to my Master's.

Living the Dream

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>>10565311

Apply for and successfully get Social Security Disability. I got $6,000 for the maximum amount of 18 months back pay and another $1,200 monthly. If you supplement this with some math tutoring, paper writing and selling PDFs of textbooks/solutions manuals, you'll be able to live pretty comfortably while being able to focus on school instead of being a wagecuck.

Oh and get a script for Adderall for maximum intellectual gains and profit.

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>>10431221

I've been a NEET since 2011 and if you can live on a budget then it can be a very comfy lifestyle. I get $1k a month in Disability, $200 in foodstamps, housing vouchers pay $900 a month for rent and utilities, I get $5500 a year minus tuition from the Pell Grant, bonus cash from scholarships, bonus income from tutoring and allegedly selling Adderall during midterms/finals.

All I do is go to college full time and it's a lot of fun. When my friends ask me how I afford my apartment, clothes, etc. I tell them and they always get super salty and call me a conman or deadbeat. I learned to just say scholarships.

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