/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28908660
We comfy

And there's an unfilled gap in my employment history.

>>21245153
>know coronavirus is real and still get to work from home

>>17256730
I had a 2k stack for ages decided to get 5.5k link and 7ETH I'm currently 2x. I'm so fucking comfy rn

>>17214072
I dunno, I just by a set amount every week and never look at my account

>29
>NEET
>Dropped out of highschool
>live with aging parents
>Failed algebra twice
>$400 in Chainlink

Get on my level OP

>>16716758
Off until 1/13

>up 13.4% this year

Feels good lads. Hope you are having a year of gains.

>>16552431
When I saw the historical return for gold is barely above inflation

Daily reminder that the US is three square meals away from a revolution

>>16522126
Sorry wagecuck. guess you'll have to slave alone

*sticks feet up on couch*
*farts*
*takes out 5.5 inch white penis in case I wanna jerk off later*

I hope the US financial market crashes. I hope people are scrambling in the streets for food and water. Seeing the whole system collapse would bring me joy beyond joy.

Sunday already? Try not to think about monday morning and enjoy it, wagie

>tfw earning $4k monthly from NEETbux and crypto investment
>tfw flying out to New York tomorrow to attend an exclusive club
>tfw got a gf
>tfw the glamourous NEET life wasn't a meme

Hey wageFUCK! Could use a tendie refill over here!

*trips the wagefaggot as he falls to the floor*

Heh, looks like you fell (; Now get my tendie refill ASAP or I'm calling your manager.

>his gf/wife has had previous sexual partners/relationships before himself.
>he still thinks he's going to make it.

KEK maybe you cam make it to the courthouse once she divorces you after using you for your beta bux, little cuck.

>tfw just found out my middle school bully is a wage slave at a local pizzeria.
>tfw I'm a rich crypto/stock NEET with rich parents.

Get fucked faggot

>his wife/gf has engaged in sexual intercourse in the past with other males other than himself.
>despite this fact, he still thinks he will make enough money from internet coins so he will never need to wagecuck again.

Heh, sorry cuck wagie. But you will always be beta bucks. Huh, what's that? Your whore gf/wife needs more roastie restoration surgery? Better work 60 hours this upcoming week to keep her happy (:

Enjoy your two days of freedom wagebitch. What will you do? Go out to bars/clubs and drink overpriced poison that makes you feel a little bit better about your life of slavery? I think I'll read some manga then invite my qt teenage virgin gf over to my house and go swimming tomarrow. Feels good having zero expenses, all the luxury I desire, and all the time in the world.

Daily reminder that all of you coinfags got scammed

Why aren't you long anon? Once the consensus fomo starts, there will be a HUGE short squeeze. Do it now. No stop losses.

Hey wagebitch.

Wake up, you fucking wagebitch. You need to get to work to pay for all of us NEETs

Wake up, you fucking wagebitch. You don't want to be late for work, do you? I enjoy drinking my coffee while looking down on you animals as you all race in your little finaced cars to work so you can please your jew boss, how could women even like a wageslave? Do you know how cucked you are? Slaving away for a giant company, getting an extremely small fraction of the money you make them, then the government takes even more money from you to pay for niggers' foodstamps and killing sandniggers in some desert then you have to pay off all the debt you most likely have from the college you went to so you could become a wagie in the first place.