/biz/ - Business & Finance

what is the quickest and easiest way to get rich

>studio apartment

why are you trying to make it? what will you do once you made it?

whats your endgame here

More specifically - If I buy lets say $2,000 worth of Bitcoin today. Then the halvening happens in 12 days, will I have $2000 worth of Bitcoin and $2000 worth of the new coin?

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Thats about what I estimated. I’m anticipating a rally tomorrow so I’m gonna try to sell tomorrow early. I figure if I queue a market sell though I’m gonna get raped in the mouth by low liquidity. So guess I’m waking up early

>everyone is getting free gibs except me

>run a report or have someone send it to me
>do some basic analysis
>brief manager on findings
>create a PowerPoint
>set up meetings with other stakeholders
>make plans to develop and implement new processes
>other things come up
>nothing comes of it

Ah yes, my job

Men’s side hustles
>drop shipping
>selling shoes
>trading crypto/stocks
>uber
>YouTube videos
>selling cars
>drug dealing

Women’s side hustles
>selling pictures of your asshole

The tfw no gf feels are back

>I fell for the not paying rent meme
Seems like i'm the only one that actually didn't pay rent comrades, now i'm homeless..y-y-you guys told me we weren't paying rent bros

Sometimes I get lonely, but not when I’m alone, but its more when I’m standing in crowds that I’m feeling most on my own.

>15%
>pump

Fuck, I miss 2017

If I won $10 million dollars in the lottery, is investing into an index fund that pays dividends and just living off that a good idea?

>up 5% yesterday
>down 5% today

>used to be in the office 5 days a week
>started to become a good conversationalist since I was speaking to people constantly

>now work from home 5 days a week
>sound like a stammering autist whenever I need to take a call or video conference

Is this what it feels like to make it?

Is it gay to make a fake account of chicks to sell nudes? I don’t flirt or sext with dudes

But I have a bunch of dudes trying to flirt or send dick pics. I just ignore anyone who flirts and block anyone who sends dick pics but it still feels gay and embarrassing

What do I do? I come from a third world shit hole. Have the poorest parents in the world literally. Born the poorest of the poor in the poorest place in the world and just isolated in a frozen shit hole. There’s no programs out here. There’s no training. I’m already getting older with no skills and being stuck making 35k a year as some pension cuck isn’t what I want either. I just want to save money work on business skills and invest and this is the only way and it’s gay

I want to run a successful gaming channel or produce and sell music online and own some successful online businesses. I want to use the capital from YouTube or music to invest and own businesses and have businesses generate me passive income while I run more businesses and work on upgrading them and still make money from gaming and music and expand to owning real life businesses and maybe do real estate and shit and be rich and happy and not be a wage cuck

And then have my YouTube or music generate me passive income while I still upload and add to it daily doing it for fun while my businesses make me more money and I slowly invest in more businesses getting more and more income and have as many income streams while I can and maybe stream on twitch while I get stoned the entire time and have people donate me money and just have money come in while I get high all day

Is it gay to make a fake account of chicks to sell nudes? I don’t flirt or sext with dudes

But I have a bunch of dudes trying to flirt or send dick pics. I just ignore anyone who flirts and block anyone who sends dick pics but it still feels gay and embarrassing

What do I do? I come from a third world shit hole. Have the poorest parents in the world literally. Born the poorest of the poor in the poorest place in the world and just isolated in a frozen shit hole. There’s no programs out here. There’s no training. I’m already getting older with no skills and being stuck making 35k a year as some pension cuck isn’t what I want either. I just want to save money work on business skills and invest and this is the only way and it’s gay

I really like business but it feels kinda gay and shameful I kinda just wanna work in a small store but I don’t even have that option where I live and it wouldn’t do much. Plus I am a literal god at this

Is it gay to make a fake account if chicks to sell nudes? I dont flirt with dudes or anything but it feels so shameful having dudes trying to send dick pics and flirt and shut and randomly opening cock pictures. I fucking hate it!!!!! Fuck every creepy autistic fuck who randomly sends cock pics. As if some girl is going to message you back and come fuck you or something

I found this rapper dude who says he got rich off scamming and raps about it. Is this possible? I am going to scam so fucking hard to get back at god if this is true

He talks about bitcoin and carding and the deep web a lot. Do you think its bull shit? I thought most hacker scammers would be like fat white dudes not some cool looking black dude. Is scamming this easy? He sounds like he knows what hes doing but seems like a troll to me too

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ubs9b-ssuuM

I even found forums where people do the same shit. Is this real or is he trolling? He has super realistic stories in his raps

Is it gay to make a fake account of chicks to sell their nudes? I don’t flirt with dudes or anything or pretend to be their girlfriend but I have dudes calling me baby and trying to send me dick pics

Being born poor is the worst thing in the world

>see people who are rich
>they buy million dollar homes
>in a few years they go from 1.1m to 1.8m dollars
>they basically make 800k just sitting around in a big house doing nothing
>talk to richfag
>he says he has a 200k home
>says he added 50-60k worth of renovations to it
>makes house worth 100k more
>he basically made 40k just sitting around in a house and making it look better
>can buy businesses
>businesses can make you thousands of dollars on the side every month doing nothing
>parents give you money to invest
>dont even have to invest money
>born in big awesome cities
>socially accepted because rich
>can throw bad ass house parties
>born in rich ass suburbs
>basically whole life is just driving around fucking girls and partying (unless autistic retard)
>parents pay for your college
>get a car at 16
>always get free cars from your parents
>i talked to a dude on /b/ and his parents bought him my dream car for a birthday, he lived in my dream city, lived in a 3 story mansion basically, has a hot as fuck girlfriend
>i have never had a girlfriend no girls where i live born in broken down shitty house with parents
>parents leave you a giant house when they die grandparents leave you a trust fund and give you tons of cash when they are alive
>can inherent family businesses
>born and raised in the land of opprotunity

Fuck my parents dude FUCK my parents

Do you think its possible to make money streaming games on youtube? It sounds dumb and easy as fuck and too good to be true but damn i see videos on youtube of people just talking about shit and they only get like 20k views on the video and during the live stream they get people throwing cash at them mother fuckers making like 40-100 bucks in an hour doing that shit

I have a really really niche video game i play i would love to stream some day if i get good at it