/biz/ - Business & Finance

Being a rapper is the only good job besides being really lucky in business

>rich as fuck
>get rich at 19
>dont have to invest wait 30 years stress finally get rich at 90 years old
>get stoned as fuck
>people give you free clothes, free expensive shit, free drugs
>everywhere you go you get a dm full of girls trying to fuck you and people giving you shit
>get drugs in any city you go to
>get stoned all day long
>get paid to look and act cooL
>your job is literally just being fucking cool
>get rich without being a super genius, trying hard as fuck, hard work, going to college. For 18 years
>not a pussy like most college graduates but not poor like trailer trash either
>live the most fun hedonistic life without ending up poor or dead in a gutter like everyone else
>never have to work a real job
>have people handle everything for you
>have people who literally follow you and every time you have to do any responsible they just call a guy or handle it for you
>only have to work hard when touring and recording music have tons of free time
>your life is literally a vacation
>can go anywhere or do anything
>literally get PAID to go to clubs and do nothing
>literally get paid 20,000 dollars to go into a club and just sit there and chill and get high hile they throw you free alcohol and a stack of cash at your face
>get paid like 20-40k for an hour or two of work doing a concert
>everyone loves you everywhere you go
>people literally beg you just to be in their presence so they can give you free clothes
>get clothes and expensive shit before the public even gets it
>get free cars from people
>make friends with other artists and then make music together and make even more money together
>have unlimited money to invest in other shit and someone who will invest it for you so you dont even have to spend 8 years studying something
>make fuck loads of money while having passive money coming in without doing anything

Bought back in due to the amount of fear I’m seeing hear. The jews tell me this is a good plan I better not get fucked.

is it gay to make a fake account of chicks to sell nudes? I used to do it but I cant anymore.

I dont flirt or sext with dudes but I have dudes calling me baby and trying to flirt and send dick pics and shit its so fucking shameful but im too disabled to work

FUCK ME

I was going to use the money to invest and get a business idea going or something but now im scared to and want to throw all my money away. I dont want to live off faggot fuck money and base my entire life around faggot fuck money

but like is it gay to just scam people?

>24
>Software Engineer
>~35k

I thought I'd make it to lamboland in the last bull market. Now I just want to scrape enough cash for a 20% downpayment on a home.

At this price two year ago I was a millionaire.
Now I have $35k worth of shitcoins.

I found a crypto trading simulator where you get a set amount of money to use and invest in coins. I think theres a high score and seasons and stuff based on how much money you start with

https://cryptospaniards.com/simulator/dashboard

could we just sit around practicing this and eventually be good at investing in crypto and just be able to do this as a good income? like when people in prison learn the stocks and shit and become experts at business

how do i find a mentor to teach me something to make money online?

how can you even trust someone with this? like yeah bro send me over $300 bitcoin ill totally put in a bunch of effort after that

I want someone to help set me up and get me to make a little bit of cash first as a demo so I can tell they know what they're doing and id be willing to pay a couple hundred

why dont celebrities just do twitch and stuff like that?

like couldn't a rapper just be like AYO COME WATCH MY CHANNEL and then have like 50k followers easily and then just sit there and play a game while smoking a blunt and getting high as fuck while people throw a shit load of money at them? on top of being rich from a rapper

>banker convinced people in a shit town in florida to buy coca cola stocks at 20 dollars a pop and then everyone in the town became millionaries

why the FUCK didn't I get some lucky fucking lottery investment. WHY THE FUCK didn't I buy bitcoin at like 1 dollar. the fuck didn't I become god damn rich without trying hard and just get super fucking lucky and basically win a million dollars

WHY WHY WHY

>tfw crypto mining has a higher roi than stock dividends even with electricity

>be me
>25 y/o NEET on and off school
>50k crypto portfolio
>decide to get a summer job
>apply for tree removal company $17/hr
>get hired
>go in first day to train
>extremely stressed for 8 hours because at any moment I can kill myself, someone else, or destroy thousands of dollars worth of equipment
>for $136
>go home
>see I could have made 4k USD on a matic trade if I stayed home in my underwear
>have to go to sleep in 4 hrs to be up for work

Someone tell me how the fuck this makes sense. What the hell should I do

>>13371161
> janny moderating a dead board

How do I earn money from cryptos without scamming other people?

how do I start a legal drug selling business?

I really want to sell the cbd hemp shit and grow my own and sell my own prerolls and start selling my own kratom and pills and shit

I really like the idea of selling my own prerolled blunts and shit I literally cant stop thinking about it and just calculating costs and shit like that. fuck

how do I start a legal drug selling business?

I really want to sell the cbd hemp shit and grow my own and sell my own prerolls and start selling my own kratom and pills and shit

>>12323346
>live with my parents
>make €18k with half-time student job
>after taxes around 15k
>1k health insurance
>no rent, no food
>put at least 1k every month into my trading account
Life quality is pathetic but I'm going to do it for at least another year so I can accumulate some capital.
It's not like I need an apartment for my non-existing gf or anything.

how do I start drop shipping if im too jewish to spend my money?

I really like the business model and I tried it out on ebay until they banned my account. im scared to get started with facebook ads. im just scared about how ill go about it or if ill just waste money and im afraid of with facebook my friends seeing my business page. idk why im just self conscious

is there any /biz/ games?

Im really interested in business and sick of regular games is there any games I can play where its just business investing selling trying to make money and balance out costs and shit?

can people on your facebook see anything to do with your business page for ads?

I just dont believe that the facebook things you do with a business page dont show up on your personal facebook because they just look so interconnected

why the fuck is it like this

I know this board is just /crypto/ and has nothing to do with business but i had a business related question

if someone makes a business account on facebook to use ads can people on your facebook friends see anything about your business page from being on your personal page?

how do I pay taxes on online sales? I sell a digital product and I live in a rural area so all the banks have really shitty outdated sites

just take all the paypal and cashapp info as my total sales?

I really want to buy XLM right now but I feel like I will get dumped on what do I do

Hi /fit/ I have very few friends so I don’t really know what the norms are when it comes to # of sexual partners. I am a 20 year old in college and have hooked up with 7 girls this school year, only 1 of them being a reoccurring hook up, the others were one night stands. Am I doing well, average, or below average compared to other people?

This is a genuine question, I know I’m an insecure faggot so please no bully.