/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54599879

>>51465413
HAHAHA

>>50864709
congrats, the thread is that much closer to the bump limit. great work flooding it

>>50768523
cool

"KIKE NIGGER JEWS AGAIN!" Sergey roared stomping into his office decorated to look suspiciously like the Cayman Islands.
"What's the problem this time?" inquired Adelyn looking up from her wet dictionary with a jaded glance.
Rory and Thomas stood over in the corner by the coffee machine. Rory shrugged his shoulders, Thomas rolled his eyes and mouthed "not again" to Rory. Rory, not wanting to get involved in yet another morning 'incident', thought of his wife's son and all they had built together.
"Well..." Sergey began before staring into space for a solid 42 seconds. The others had grown accustomed to this inevitable delay and waited patiently.
"The media, in all their wisdom, cannot see the value of smart contracts; but flippantly share BLM bullcrap". “It’s like a torrent of shit published minute by minute hour by hour!” Rory and Thomas kept their poker faces while Adelyn blew a big bubble of blue HubbaBubba, seemingly immune to the rhetoric, possibly because she was an Asian woman on loan from the Chinese state department.
"And, what's worst," Sergey continued jumping up and down, his fat violently oozing, his chubby arms flailing wide around, "that Microsoft dude is coming today and I'm just not in the mood to talk about "how much I care about BLM"” Sergey fingered the air overemphasizing the quotes and the problem.
"Aww just focus on your oracles sweetie" said Adelyn cooing, "that's what he's come for. Try and stay focused!"
"yeah focused and 1keoy" thought Sergey. Out loud he said with a wink "You're right my little spelling bee, everyone come over here for a group huddle"
Rory and Thomas looked over at each other and sighed in unison and Adelyn complied with a ‘white people walking past you grimace’ expression on her face.
Each put their hands into the center, "One Two Three, We Just Win" they shouted together smiling the Smart Contract mandated smile

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>>26316030

...when plenty of alts are beating it right now, even in the top 100? Is it supposed to start outperforming everything soon?

>>25766353

If so, what did he respond?

>>25681168
based

>>24693644
checked and fundamentally

>>22586128
soon

>>22477833
*provable fairness

>>21684114
>I miss when we all used to rally around LINK
You mean except for the two years where every other post was about json parsers and fat Sergey dumping 700k?
But yeah the next one should be Statera.

Damn this thread is fucking hawt

>>21469350
>>21469353
>>21469381

Thank you, see you guys a bit later

I am saying goodbye to uniswap shitcoins forever now. All you need is stinkers and a bit of margin

>>21163099
Checked
Don't worry about what woman say they want anon, they are clueless to such things.

>>20862455