/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23266209
Fuck you
>>23266267
Why are you Pajeets shilling this so hard?

>>23243871
Yikes, swing and a miss.

>tfw receding temples
How do I cope with my thinning hair?

>>22259742
No, i'm done with this shit. I knew it all was a giant ponzi scam but i got greedy. I'll go back to stacking boomer rocks and wait for this whole clown economy to implode. Fuck this circus.

I'll simply leave my eth on coinbase for now and wait/hope for a recovery, and as soon as i break even i withdraw it all.

I’ve been fucking insanely invested in link since 2018 and I can’t help but anticipate a fucking demoralising nothingburger at SmartCon followed by an infuriating dump back down to $12 that bleeds slowly, and I mean SLOWLY down to sub $10 over the next FUCKING 5000 YEARS
There will be multiple small pumps every few weeks or so where everyone on /biz/ will be like omg ITS HABBENING and every fucking one of those pumps will dead cat FAIL down to a lower low
I think it’s safe to say that holding this coin has ruined my life and I’ve been holding out for the exact opposite I thought my life would have started by now I HAVE 50,000 LINK
But no unfortunately I can’t sell at these prices even if this is the absolute top because that would be a fucking embarrassing copout if link actually did moon
BUT IT NEVER DOES IT JUST PUMPS AND BLEEDS
I remember the Coinbase listing absolute euphoria but then DOWN DOWN DOWN IT WENT FOR FUCKING MONTHS
FUCK THIS SHIT I’VE HAD IT WHAT HAS IT ALL BEEN FOR IVE WASTED YEARS WAITING FOR THIS COIN TO MOON ITS NEVER HAPPENING IS IT
FUCK THIS SHIT

>>21788600
Checked
Also I’ve been fucking insanely invested in link since 2018 and I can’t help but anticipate a fucking demoralising nothingburger at SmartCon followed by an infuriating dump back down to $12 that bleeds slowly, and I mean SLOWLY down to sub $10 over the next FUCKING 5000 YEARS
There will be multiple small pumps every few weeks or so where everyone on /biz/ will be like omg ITS HABBENING and every fucking one of those pumps will dead cat FAIL down to a lower low
I think it’s safe to say that holding this coin has ruined my life and I’ve been holding out for the exact opposite I thought my life would have started by now I HAVE 50,000 LINK
But no unfortunately I can’t sell at these prices even if this is the absolute top because that would be a fucking embarrassing copout if link actually did moon
BUT IT NEVER DOES IT JUST PUMPS AND BLEEDS
I remember the Coinbase listing absolute euphoria but the DOWN DOWN DOWN IT WENT FOR FUCKING MONTHS
FUCK THIS SHIT I’VE HAD OT WHAT HAS IT ALL BEEN FOR IVE WASTED YEARS WAITING FOR THIS COIN TO MOON ITS NEVER HAPPENING IS IT
FUCK THIS SHIT

>>21784818
It's going to be another nothingburger isn't it

>tfw 26 and only $30,000 in crypto
>tfw only had sex with 3 girls despite 6’ tall and chad looks
>tfw only had sex 6 times overall
>tfw over $30,000 in student loans
>tfw fell for the college meme

>tfw 4000 LINK
everyday is suffering

> open broker
> line didn't move

And so the weekend begins. I need something new to research this weekend. Last weekend I looked into utilities and found some nice targets. What sectors or companies are you guys looking at?

>>20547265
There will be a pullback this morning I suspect, either that or you just pray this is a quick PnD and not yet time for the biblical run-up to ad-hoc data/early termination of the trial. But I don't like your odds. Worst comes to worst i'll paypal you for some of your finest pink wojaks.

What website has the most accurate, up to date stock quotes for After hours?

I shorted the literal bottom at close on NKLA and now I’m scared for Monday

>up 14K in stocks since march
>literally creating money out of nothing imo
>anons talk about options daily
>would be neat to learn a new skill desu
>not dumb enough to dump money into it before I read up on it

How do I get into options?

What's a good sauce to learn that skill?

I already use Ameritrade, but a lot of the screenshots seem to be RH.

Is RH better for options even with the crashes during peak or is it like a limit order where it executes regardless as long as it's set?

>WKHS Red After-Hours

This is it, isn’t it? I’m gonna kill myself if it’s red tomorrow

tankerbros...

>>19747672
It's literally 100% of their main page lol..
>No need to single out WEF just because they're providing Chainlink
IDGAF about stinkies, i'm just pointing out the WEF is just a jewish propaganda outlet, CL or not, that's it.

I'm wondering since a while if sir gay is jewish himself, no one ever have been able to confirm or deny this. Actually, this dude pre-college is a fucking ghost. No infos, no photos of young nazarov, nothing...
All i know is mossad assets and kikes are glued to sergey like flies on a dog's shit.

>>19436822
god please god crush my balls

>>19067257
how long do i have to endure this
are you just trying to get the last drop of water out of the desert or is this actually a long term hold for your party

>>17907609
make it stop pls, i can't take the losses anymore

>>17903643
Mass nationalization until the United Coomunist States of Amerimutt get meme'd into existence.
You know it's coming, it's the NWO plan since decades, bill cooper predicted it would end up exactly like this.

How are you self employed bros with Globalism's final take over?
Are we finally going to have to stop providing useful goods and services to local communities and go to work at McDonalds?

>>16876731
it's all so tiresome.

>>15479279
I did a 2 yr associates in the electrical trade. The trades are shit. Absolute shit. Would not recommend. Just do some easy bachelor's degree. You'll be better off.
Blue collar work is cut throat AND shit pay. TERRIBLE combo.

I make 464 a week. Basically 400 after tax.

I need 40k for limb lengthening surgeries to make me go from a 5'5" midget clown to a 5'9" midget male (trust me, the difference in appearance is huge as shit. Don't bullshit me about not looking proportional. 4 inches more for the tibia will make me look better. It won't magically make me look like my body is 99% legs. Not interested in dumbass responses like "just accept your height dur hur". Fuck off with the bullshit). I have no credit history basically. Just used a debit card because I was never really guided in the slightest with this life. Inwas groomed for failure by my parents. Shit financial advice along with shit genetics. Fucktards should have been killed Hitler style. By that, I mean eugenics is the answer.. I digress.

I will kms soon if I don't at least get my surgeries before turning 25 (I'm 24). Even with them, suicide is 100% guaranteed, but at least my ending won't be AS sour. At least this way I won't see it as shit head god having the last laugh.

Help me get the closure I need to end this misery. Guide me to my surgeries. What the hell can I do to get them asap? I need one more yr for a bachelors. No debt currently. I was thinking of getting sacked with a shitton of student loans. I just don't know how to go about it. Can I just go to a bunch of different places to get private loans and just say it's all for school and then illegally use the money for the surgeries? Fuck the consequences. I don't give a damn if it results in jail time.

I just know I need them NOW.
Life is NOT WORTH IT without my surgeries. Help me get them with financial advice. How the fuck can I do it?