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Starting tomorrow.

>>9580034
>WHO THE FUCK IS STILL SELLING REEEEEEEE

I guess it has to be McDonalds.
It's summer and they urgently need new workers...

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lose 10 racks on blockchain

You can only post here if you bought BCN above 2800 sats

>>9298700
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BigMac
“Working late on New Years Eve?”
“It’s okay Wojak. You will get one,”
“It will be alright Wojak. I love McDonalds,”

Sergey
“My son, today you are with me in Lamboland.”
“Strap in, boys.”

Wojak
“I don’t have anywhere to go. I didn’t get a girlfriend again this year,”
“How?”
“How can you expect me to get a girlfriend? I have never had a girlfriend!”
“My shitty car is 10 years old and I work at McDonalds!”
“Shut up Big Mac! You don’t understand! I was supposed to make it. I waited all year! You don’t know what true disappointment is,” “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”
“I was supposed to be rich! I was supposed to leave this job!”
“Do you understand what it’s like to be betrayed by someone you trusted? How all of your hopes dashed? Every day I waited. I sacrificed. I accumulated. For what? I’m going to end it all tonight!”
“I’m going to end it all! Fuck this gay Earth! I’m going to market sell all my LINK at midnight!”
“It was supposed to be 1000 EOY! 1000!”
“That won’t be necessary,”
“They told me I was delusional,”
“I should be lucky if we even got $5 or $10 EOY.”
“Okay.”
“Who are you?”
“Lamboland is a real place? I thought it was just a metaphor.”
“What’s going on?”
“But she’s my oneitis!”
“Big Mac!”
“Do you forgive me for punching you?”
“Please take me to lamboland with you. I’m sorry!”

General
“Get in Marine!”
“I’m a brigadier General, I’m taking all the marines to Lamboland!”
“Oh, it’s real alright.”
“The noLinkers are killing themselves.”
“Old money and old buildings cannot support The Fourth Industrial Revolution.”
“Back off noLINKer! You had your chance!”
“Your phone can’t handle the singularity.”
“Take no one with you,”
“Where we’re going, she’s a 1/10.”
“Fuck off! We’re not selling,”
“You can’t be tempted.”
“The few. The proud. The LINK marines.”

So i am planning to make a HIGH QUALITY meme project (investing a LOT of time into it). Thats why i want to make sure you guys like it beforehand. There are 3 options:

1. a music video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkiUKB6RwLw with sergey as the main character

2. Bogdanof vs Sminem Anime OP

3. www.thepinkwojak.com Bedtimestory as a comic

MINISTER YOU KOBAYASHI

Anyone else get royally fucked from their crypto capital gains taxes? Yea the ones that promptly disappeared a couple months ago lol

Fortunately I'm not underwater but god damn my bank account is scary low after removing the IRS's dildo from my ass.

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
please buy my bags, im fucked i cant pay rent, my bills are piling up
omfg please help what do i do

>be me
>have ok paying job
>make some passive income on half assed website
>put passive income into btc and eth back in november
>money gains 20% every day
>dream of giving a better life to my newborn son
>dream of wife wearing nice clothes and having a nice house
>market crashes
>lose 30% of investment
>wife and son still well taken care of because my job is ok
>i should have just bought myself a nice guitar like i have been wanting to

can anyone else commiserate with these feels?

WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?

>>8625032
th-thanks guys

>>8617091
WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS
ALL I ASKED IS IF YOU WANTED FRIES WITH THAT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>Pic related. It's you

Don't trust green wojaks.

It's over guys. Burger King or McDonalds?

Hi welcome to McDonald's, my names Anon, how can I take your order please?

>>6308289

Portfolio only up 8x AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA