/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29489878
buy Chainlink (ticker: LINK) and never fucking sell

>>28743323
nothings mor manly than fucking other men

IM GAY AND I HOLD CHAINLINK

IM A MUSLIM MAN BUT I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT PREGNANT SERGEY REALLY TURNS ME ON. I KEEP FANTASIZING ABOUT PUTTING MY SEED INSIDE HIM AND WATCHING NEW LIFE GROW... WE GET MARRIED, HE GIVES BIRTH, AND WE RAISE THAT BABY UNDER THE BLESSINGS OF ALLAH. I WANT TO HOLD HANDS WITH SERGEY, AND LOOKING INTO HIS EYES SAY 'I LOVE YOU.' I THINK OF MYSELF TAKING OUR SON TO HIS FIRST DAY AT SCHOOL, WATCHING THAT STRONG AND MASCULINE BOY DEVELOP AMAZING COMPUTER SKILLS LIKE HIS DAD.

SERGEY WOULD BE THE IDEAL PARTNER FOR ANY MAN WISHING TO START A FAMILY. HIS GREAT GENES GIVE HIM A COMBINATION OF ASSERTIVENESS, STRENGTH, AND INTELLIGENCE. IF SERGEY IS ABLE TO GET PREGNANT, HE HAS TO HAVE A UTERUS; IF HE HAS A UTERUS, HE CAN ONLY BE A WOMAN IN THE EYES OF ALLAH. ALLAHU AKHBAR!!!

OK, I CAN'T HIDE THIS ANYMORE. IT'S COMING FROM DEEP INSIDE OF ME... THIS DESIRE TO SHOUT...

I'M A GAY MUSLIM AND I HOLD CHAINLINK! YES, AND I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE. I WAS ATTRACTED TO THIS COMMUNITY BECAUSE OF THE FEELING OF BROTHERHOOD THAT IT CREATES. TOGETHER WE ARE ONE. WE ARE ABOVE GENDER DIVISIONS AND CATEGORIES. CHAINLINK, AS YOU KNOW, IS A GAY SEX POSITION WHERE MEN STICK THEIR DICKS INTO EACH OTHER'S ASSES TO FORM A LINK.

TODAY, I DECLARE CHAINLINK TO BE THE CURRENCY OF THE LGBT COMMUNITY.

I'M GAY AND I HOLD CHAINLINK. YES! I'M GAY AND I LOVE SERGEY! WOW! I'M GAY AND YOU ARE TOO! TOGETHER, WE ARE GAY LINKIES AND NOTHING CAN STOP US!

I'M GAY! AND I LOVE TO SAY IT! I'M GAY, I'M GAY, I'M GAY AND I WORSHIP SERGEY! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK!

NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINK

>>26486739
Keep buying Link and hodl 5 years

Workplace diversity quotas will steadily squeeze out white workers until they are completely removed from the labor pool, and therefore the working class. All wage slaves will be of color and the whites wise enough to hold the keys to the 4th ir will rise to be the new elite while the normies perish in thier pods.

Things are returning to the way they once were.

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defi is dead.
lesson learned.
only hold bitcoin or link

your all faggots.

>>20953079
More like BASEDLINING. GET TO PICKING NIGGERS

I put everything I had in link in 2017 and I fud it for free. Ama

get to pickin boys

$4 waiting room

>>18384206
>brown id
>pu in id
>no get
just market sold 100k

>>18345638
Why have all of the insightful and interesting posters seemingly vanished into thin air replaced with nothing but asbergic football helmet wearing drooling screaming retards with literally the WORST possible quality posts and the most low effort low IQ unfunny FUD imaginable
Why has this board gone from being at least somewhat related to the discussion of promising cryptocurrency investment to literal spasticated mental patients convulsing and fitting with some kind of bizarre hatred for a project (Chainlink) that used to be spoken about with genuine excitement here on /biz/
Why does nothing make sense anymore
Why is some guy in another thread saying he’s going to sell 50,000 link because some normie twitter guy that used to date Kim Kardashian tweeted about smart contracts and Sergei retweeted it
Why is this not a good thing
Why is that a reason to sell such a large amount of link after seemingly holding for such a long amount of time just to sell at such an underwhelming price
Why is everything good that happens related to link that could save many of us from poverty misery alcoholism isolation and suicide immediately shit on by gibbering incoherent piss soaked fucking maniacs
Why is no one talking about the fact that link is pumping despite the ongoing crisis
Why is no one excited for staking
Why does everyone hate this fucking project so much
Why does the level of discourse regarding Chainlink on this board seem like it’s being negatively astroturfed by an office full of homeless drunks intermittently vomiting into my fucking brain every time I want to read a decent thread discussing the progress of Chainlink smart contract oracles
Why can’t things just be a little less FUCKING UNBEARABLY ANNOYING AND NONSENSICAL considering the incredibly positive and encouraging reality of Sergey Nazarov’s Chainlink (LINK) smart contract oracle solution
WHY THE FUCK DOES IT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS ITS FUCKING ABSURD AND ITS DRIVING ME FUCKING INSANE

WHY

I didn’t sell one fucking link NOT ONE during this entire crisis
I watched my portfolio crash over $100,000 and didn’t sell one single FUCKING LINK
I’ve held for YEARS
NOTHING can break my resolve now this is my SPIRITUAL WAR and one day I will walk in the sun one day I WILL BE A MULTI MILLIONAIRE OR LOSE IT THE FUCK ALL
Nothing else needs to be said
Nothing else needs to be considered
Immune to FUD
Never selling
1 LinkPool token locked and loaded
Takes notes faggots this is how the big boys do it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I didn’t sell one fucking link NOT ONE during this entire crisis
I watched my portfolio crash over $100,000 and didn’t sell one single FUCKING LINK
I’ve held for YEARS
NOTHING can break my resolve now this is my SPIRITUAL WAR and one day I will walk in the sun one day I WILL BE A MULTI MILLIONAIRE OR LOSE IT THE FUCK ALL
Nothing else needs to be said
Nothing else needs to be considered
Immune to FUD
Never selling
1 LinkPool token locked and loaded
Takes notes faggots this is how the big boys do it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YEEHAW IM FUCKIN PLUNDERING BABY

THIS IS CHEAP LINK. BUYING EVERY DIP.

WHERE'S YOUR FIAT MOON BOYS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES

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