/biz/ - Business & Finance

What are Chainlink's 5, 10 and 15 year plans?

hey whats going on in here?

No.

>>20202637
The steam is running out on your scam, stinkers. Back to 3 dollars we go.

>>19441678
LINK is /biz/ crack, plain and simple.

>Plausible but overly technical use case that makes people investing in it feel smart
>Plausible relationships between coin creators and an existing industry that make people investing in it feel smart
>Plausible "industry insider" LARPers who come to /biz/ to divulge SECRETZ, which convinces the aforementioned wannabe-smartypantses that they're part of something revolutionary that has flown under the radar so far

Truth is, the decentralized oracle problem doesn't have a market yet, and won't for many years.

We're at a phase where smart contract adoption will happen regardless of centralized/decentralized oracles, because smart contracts solve several existing business problems. No one gives a fuck whether their oracle is centralized or decentralized yet, and when Linkies realize they're investing in the crypto equivalent of the Sega Dreamcast, LINK will dump faster than anything you've ever seen.

The Wojaks will be delicious.

>>18602666
Hahaha, 2 years ago they all said that centralized oracles are totally viable and there is no need in decentralized oracles, but now it's Alliance of decentralized oracles.
Fucking shitcoins

"thank you, jason parser"

just buy chainlink
it's that easy

I love chainlink. All the drama, the memes, the community surrounding it, it's really something. But what I love most about it is knowing that in couple years I will be a billionaire. It's not even a 99% chance, it is quite literally guaranteed. As a result of that knowledge, I stopped showering and brushing my teeth over a year ago. There is simply no reason for me to do it when I know I'll be rich. I will be fucking whores every night and laughing as they're throwing up from my disgusting, stinky body and mouth. As they kiss me on my rotten teeth, or suck my stinky, 2 year unwashed hog. It will be quite something. In fact I am already seeing effects of my stinky adventure. Yesterday I went to a shop to buy some cheese and make a stop at McD's for a big mac and the cashier at the store was visibly gagging at the smell of me and trying to hide it. Other customers were standing like 5 meters behind me. It was truly hilarious. And none of them have any idea of my guaranteed, future riches. They must already be so jealous of me. The stinkiest billionaire ever.

What If Assblaster was a professional LARP from Sergey and Rory to build their personal 4chan army? From the marketing point of view it was a huge success if you look at twitter e.g.

psst, anon...

Shit like this didn't make me buy but pic related did.

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come repent nolinkers

>>14171297

Keep laughing, it'll only make it better when I make the "official laugh at no-linkers" thread once the stink blows past $1.50, $2, then easily $1000.

>>13885946
you need to go back, linklet

>>13831061

>>13712102