/biz/ - Business & Finance

Fellas, I have a business idea. It's essentially a cycling machine that jerks you off with a fleshlight while you're pedaling. I recognize that a lot of neets are lazy fat fucks that don't go outside the house so this invention intends to make those very neets healthy by employing a method of exercise that will work for them. I believe that by incentivizing the coomer to exercise thru masturbation, we can make healthier neets.

Thoughts? Concerns? Questions