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Did you know that the technology that secures bitcoin could be used to make your wallet private.

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You can see my practice gf holding combs

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>>51019461

one person will do it all.

>Be a janitor
>Delete haircomb threads daily
>Never claimed any
>Never bothered to look up what it even is

now post haircomb transactions

This just happened to me

I’m sitting in a strip club enjoying a drink. I overhear someone say “Haircomb.”

Trying to be friendly, I say “I’ve got a little Haircomb”

I’m not really interested in Haircomb. I bought some on a whim at some point. I expect nothing from it and without the recent attention
I would probably have forgotten I had it. But I was just making conversation.

THE CLUB ERUPTED WITH APPLAUSE.

“I’ve got the keylogger.” I've whispered.

THE AUDIENCE WAS STARTING TO GO NUTS. Strippers came over and high-fived me.

I’ve never seen this kind of enthusiasm for crypto, or anything else besides a Super Bowl, in a stripclub.
I’m getting applauded over Haircomb?! Seriously?

Go to your local strip club now and mention the Haircomb we've just sent to you...

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I saw Natasha Otomoski at a W.Kruk store in Warszawa Poland yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but
I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her left hand
shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying
to walk out the doors with a shopping basket completely full of costume jewellery without paying.

The man at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Madam, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept straightening her hair and not hear him,
but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When he took one of the earrings and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped him and told him to scan them each individually “to prevent any quantum entanglement,”

and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word.

After he scanned the last of the 21 wedding rings and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.

“Credit card, please.” said the cashier, to his surprise she touched the payment terminal with her micro chipped left hand.

It had not occurred to me until that moment that the left hand of Natasha Otomoski had 6 fingers.

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what is haircomb? You may be wondering but haircomb is the next future global currency in the timeline we live in.

Currencies such as haircomb and bitcoin are sound money. When other people have an idea for a project, they use the same languages that I use to communicate with me. From that, I learn a little bit about what they're interested in.

We can do that in a way that allows us to have a better conversation about the world, versus having a real-world conversation like:

I'll ask you, 'what do you think of liquidity stacks, or merkle addresses, or stealth addresses?'

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>>50245090
no gods no masters only natashas

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theyre so solvent i can sniff them
sniff sniff

h a i r c o m b
new default token on the bitcoin chain

Quantum computer is under development for the sole purpose of faciliating crypto theft. The Haircomb solves the problem permanently on the bitcoin chain.

I made a meme

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