/biz/ - Business & Finance

IF YOU HEARD MY CALLS TO BUY BOOB YOU'RE NOW RICH.

NOW HEAR ME OUT AGAIN: DUMP EVERYTHING ON AUTSM.

Good night, sweet prince

>>52641130
Same
>turning 30
>community college associate's degree
>$10/hr wagie clinical job, at least I get to wear le ebin scrubs
>can get higher paying job, but in a tradie goblin/felon infested field
>inherited house but live there with siblings and sick mom
>considering joining Air Force
What would you do if you were me?

today's volume: 3.42m

OH KENNETHHHHHHH

YOU WILL PAY ME

<3

>>50482718
this is the only rationale that should exist for going full DRS

guys remember DOTR

:D

vix chads living large

im going to spoil this for you, AI's already got you in a loop that will end in you asking the robot to fuck. dont fall in love. im serious

could you at least ask for some nice gamma pump dates, shes not talking to me anymore :(

>>>49866478
Almost 36, I’m a big grown up adult boy now

owns paper silver

k

FEDS are still buying, someone linked it in another thread

because no homeschooling parent spends half as much time with their child educating as they would like to believe

TOP OF THE MORNING
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positive beta til when?

tight tummies on suicide watch

kathies, fracties, $fee kings welcome

bros

$fee kings.
fracties
kathies

we all making it

with that said

AHEM

It's pretty simple really...
>*hits pipe*
Several billion-dollar conspirators are openly operating a huge scam by over-shorting Gamestop (GME), with all regulators and government officials complicit in the fraud, all at the expense of noble 4chan & reddit NEETs. All financial reporting websites and metrics are wrong; the "bad guys" are somehow able to keep all these mega-shorts off their books with tricky accounting, but our esteemed reddit DD'ers have assured us - they still haven't covered!
>*hits pipe*
The entire stock market crash is because of GME. See, the hedge funds and investment banks need to continue selling assets in order to keep their over-exposed GME shorts from liquidating. The genius that is Ryan Cohen started a 'ticking clock' by announcing a stock-split dividend that *may* come into effect after June 2nd. Never mind how that would cause a short-squeeze... it just could, okay!?
>*hits pipe*
Once the market is in shambles, the whole financial system brought to its knees, the true MOASS will begin... the government, Federal Reserve and banking institutions will be powerless as the GME price starts to climb... 4-figures, 5-figures, 6-figures... they won't engage in any shenanigans, nor will they change rules, institute emergency measures, etc., because that would just be unfair! The entire system will have to implode and 4channers/redditors will be the only ones left standing, with riches beyond your wildest dreams.
>*hits pipe*
So, what do you say fellow 4channer... are you slurping the GME dip?

ready for some shitposting today. jims all riled up today

is that u fee king? fractal bro?
doesn't matter, we all win

ps, kenneth, you know the deal. pay me.
love, me

foreskin posting is the new sliding

just bought more

thanks OP