/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Look
>If you had
>One shot
>Or one opportunity
>To seize everything you ever wanted
>In one moment
>Would you capture
>Or just let it slip?

Yo
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, oracles ready
There's bankers in the room already, Morgan Stanley
He's nervous, but at the SIBOS he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin'
What he wrote down, the whole crowd FUDs so loud
He opens his mouth, but oracle problems abound
He's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now
SIBOS is over, times up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Nazarov, choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy, No
He won't have it, he knows external APIs solved
It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he hoped
Hed have that old problem solved, when he goes back to his 32, that's when its
Back to 20022 ISO, this whole rhapsody
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

You better lose yourself at the conference, its bonkers
This nonsense, you got that oracle problem solved
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

I'm interesting, the best thing in investing
Infesting in your portfolio and nesting
Testing, attention please
Feel the tension soon as normies mention me
Dump my linkies? My bags will soon be free
A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just FUD with me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause /biz/ feels so empty without me

A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat with
Anybody who's pumpin "this shit, that shit"
Vitalik, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than your little etherium bastards

And Rory? You can get your cuck face glory'd
You 36-year-old baldheaded fag, blow me!
You don't know me, you're too old, let go, It's over
Sergey doesn't post any FOMO!

Now let's go, just give me the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new cryptos
I'm dead broke, deluded but wishful
Ever since Sergey turned himself into a symbol

But sometimes the shit just seems
that /biz/ only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting
But it's not me, Link's just a scheme

No, I'm not the first king of controversy
But I have no intent of showing mercy
I'll crash Link's value so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy

(Heyyy!) There's a concept that works
Twenty million other shitcoins emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just FUD with me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause /biz/ feels so empty without me

I've created a monster, ‘cause nobody wants to
buy chainlink no more, they want updates, I'm chopped liver

Well, if you want updates, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of Rory mixed with some hard liquor

Some FOMO that'll pump this coin quicker
Than a blockfolio screenshot with all green tickers
From the normies when the trade bots aren't operating
Cause binance is finally co-operating (heyyy!)

You waited this long, now stop debating
‘Cause Link's back, it's on the rag and ovulating
We know that you're all just hating
Cause your shitcoins dump problem is complicating!

So the SEC won't let me be
Or let me be tax free, so let me see
Whales try to shut link down by pumping BTC
But it feels so empty without me

So come on don't quit, buy all the dips
Fuck that! Buy at the top and cry about it
And get ready, ‘cause these bags are about to get heavy
I just sold all my profits; fuck you, Sergey!

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just FUD with me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause /biz/ feels so empty without me

Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed their friends wont invest into Request
They start feeling deluded and helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells, "JUST"

A visionary, memes can be scary
Could start a revolution, polluting /biz/ all day
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone posting link's ass

And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
For you to see so much of my losses; are you happy?

Well, I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Fix your link delima
Buy in and then I'm gonna enter over your last bid like a splinta
The center of attention, back for the winna

I've created a monster, ‘cause nobody wants to
buy chainlink no more, they want updates, I'm chopped liver

Well, if you want updates, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of Rory mixed with some hard liquor

Some FOMO that'll pump this coin quicker
Than a blockfolio screenshot with all green tickers
From the normies when the trade bots aren't operating
Cause binance is finally co-operating (heyyy!)

You waited this long, now stop debating
‘Cause Link's back, it's on the rag and ovulating
We know that you're all just hating
Cause your shitcoins dump problem is complicating!

So the SEC won't let me be
Or let me be tax free, so let me see
Whales try to shut link down by pumping BTC
But it feels so empty without me

So come on don't quit, buy all the dips
Fuck that! Buy at the top and cry about it
And get ready, ‘cause these bags are about to get heavy
I just sold all my profits; fuck you, Sergey!

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just FUD with me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause /biz/ feels so empty without me

Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed their friends wont invest into Request
They start feeling deluded and helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells, "JUST"

A visionary, memes can be scary
Could start a revolution, polluting /biz/ all day
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone posting link's ass

And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
For you to see so much of my losses; are you happy?

Well, I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Fix your link delima
Buy in and then I'm gonna enter over your last bid like a splinta
The center of attention, back for the winna

>Look
>If you had
>One shot
>Or one opportunity
>To seize everything you ever wanted
>In one moment
>Would you capture
>Or just let it slip?

Yo
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, oracles ready
There's bankers in the room already, Morgan Stanley
He's nervous, but at the SIBOS he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin'
What he wrote down, the whole crowd FUDs so loud
He opens his mouth, but oracle problems abound
He's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now
SIBOS is over, times up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Nazarov, choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy, No
He won't have it, he knows external APIs solved
It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he hoped
He’d have that old problem solved, when he goes back to his 32, that's when its
Back to 20022 ISO, this whole rhapsody
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

You better lose yourself at the conference, it’s bonkers
This nonsense, you got that oracle problem solved
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo…

>Look
>If you had
>One shot
>Or one opportunity
>To seize everything you ever wanted
>In one moment
>Would you capture
>Or just let it slip?

Yo
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, oracles ready
There's bankers in the room already, Morgan Stanley
He's nervous, but at the SIBOS he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin'
What he wrote down, the whole crowd FUDs so loud
He opens his mouth, but oracle problems abound
He's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now
SIBOS is over, times up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Nazarov, choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy, No
He won't have it, he knows external APIs solved
It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he hoped
He’d have that old problem solved, when he goes back to his 32, that's when its
Back to 20022 ISO, this whole rhapsody
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

You better lose yourself at the conference, it’s bonkers
This nonsense, you got that oracle problem solved
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo…

>Look
>If you had
>One shot
>Or one opportunity
>To seize everything you ever wanted
>In one moment
>Would you capture
>Or just let it slip?

Yo
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, oracles ready
There's bankers in the room already, Morgan Stanley
He's nervous, but at the SIBOS he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin'
What he wrote down, the whole crowd FUDs so loud
He opens his mouth, but oracle problems abound
He's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now
SIBOS is over, times up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Nazarov, choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy, No
He won't have it, he knows external APIs solved
It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he hoped
Hed have that old problem solved, when he goes back to his 32, that's when its
Back to 20022 ISO, this whole rhapsody
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

You better lose yourself at the conference, its bonkers
This nonsense, you got that oracle problem solved
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo