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Reports are coming in that Craig Wright has been arrested outside the entrance to Orlando's Walt Disney World in Florida.

Apparently whilst in Florida providing final proofs that he is indeed Bitcoin creator Satoshi Nakamoto, he discovered an old wallet with a few hundred dollars worth of BABcoin (Bitcoin Cash, or BCH as it was known pre-fork).

He presumed as it was such Mickey Mouse money that Disney World would accept it. They didn't. This caused Craig to stand up and complain shouting "Law" "Finance" and Orlando cops came and arrested him for disturbing the peace. A witness said "I heard Craig shouting that BAB was such a shitcoin that a feature was broken for over one month and nobody even noticed". "Craig Wright's right" the witness added. "I saw a Tweet about it, it's daffier than Donald so why doesn't Disney World accept it?". We reached out to Amaury Sechet regarding this but no comment was forthcoming.

Craig was quickly bailed, after a anonymous donor came forth with the $200 charge which the legal clerk insisted be kept in BSV where she accepted the transfer and used her own $200 to pay the actual bail as "she wanted to acquire BSV".

On release Craig stated he looks forward to some days in the sun and to relaxing by reading proof of social media attacks against him in the Twittersphere and LOLing, knowing none of it can be as ugly as some of the things ex-gigolo and now self-titled crypto/law expert Vin Armani had to do for money with naked old ladies.

$9k starting to look weaker and weaker...

Told ya, bullfags. you're little "prediction" is gonna be wrong. it said 9200 by july and we'll prob hit 9200 tonight. he was off by 2 weeks.

KEK it's already retracing. Couldn't stay above $9k for more than ten seconds before rejecting. Get ready for the dump, boyos.

>>14055196
YES! SCREAM MORE!!

>>13922335
he he, ok guys, you can stop dumping now

based

>>13803244
>there are still people on this board who think digimon coins can save them from wagecuckery

>>13790625

>>13785610

>>13772927

>>13764500

>>13761639
>Am I gonna be okay guys? Please tell me it'll keep rising. My hands are shaking.
YOU'RE FUCKED!

>the golden bullrun is coming! You'll see!
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>13702037
You'll get a wake up call this week

ARE YOU BULLTARDS FORGETTING SOMETHING??

WE HAVEN'T RE-TESTED 4K !

>>13609846
>implying your measly 7k dump will help you make it
>mfw he goes all in at 9k only for it to dump his dreams into the trash heap

>>13458980
>up 800% from his initial crypto investment
>former bobo
>implying
Is there no lie or level of desperation you Mumus won't stoop to?

>>13370607
>mumus eating our shit once more
I tried to warn them, but they wouldn't listen. When will bullfags ever learn?

Do you guys really think an artificial pump is going to start a bull run?

Three buy orders for $24 mil increased the price of BTC from $4200 to $5200.

It's going to drop hard in less than a month. After this drop the bull run will start.

>once we go past 6k we won't ever have to see these terrible bear memes ever again.
>6k
Fucking shit you delusional bull niggers never cease to amuse me

How stupid do you actually have to be to still be a bull in this market?
>b-but we're gonna make it!
>it can't possibly drop below 5000!
You faggots are living in a dead-end dream.
>b-but I'm already making it! I've nearly doubled my profits thanks to RLC!
Yeah sure. Anyone who's even close to making it wouldn't be lurking here.
>B-But Statoshi...
Keep living the hollow dream Mumus!