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500k....

500k FUCKING SHARES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME YOU RAT BASTARD MOTHER FUCKING LIARS!

This stupid fucking stock isn't going anywhere! WHAT THE FUCK?? 500K!!!!!!!! This is literal proof that people are selling.

And no, hedge funds are not selling shares they secretly DRS'd. THAT IS THE ULTIMATE SUPER FUCKING COPIUM THAT BREAKS THE STRAW OF THIS CAMELS BACK! NO MORE I SAY NO FUCKING MORE!

At market open I am selling my shares you stupid fucking cock sucking dumb fucks. Holy fuck I cannot believe how much money I lost. I kept believe the cope on and off on and off, but today is the last day, the last visit to superstonk or to this general. I am selling and making a meltdown account and posting it and going to make fun of you stupid fucks until this stock sits below $10 forever. That is where it is headed, these people posting WAGMI HAVE TO BE BOTS BRO THEY LITERALLY HAVE TO THESE PEOPLE CAN'T BE THIS SERIOUS ANYMORE! I can be a literal brain dead retard and blow money, but I know when the final line has been crossed. Truly if you continue to buy or DRS or hold or post or do what the fuck ever it is you dumb fuck retards do now, continue. However, I am done. I am out. There is no moass, there never was evil hedgies, this whole ride has been nothing but delusional. Fuck you all and die.

past 0.005
fuck now igmi

I CANT BUY ANY MORE AVAX UNTIL 7 DAYS. I ONLY HAVE 13 WORTH

>>26077145
I can't buy into this shit until 7 days

>>18547191
that is why we are so cautious with giving out invites, you fucks can't even spend 5 minutes read the FAQ

>>17955875
>sigh

you are a lost cause dumbo

>>17885731
Russian economy in ruins

>javascript:quote('17760021');

The overall IQ of this place is at the absolute shitter right now. Where did all the smart people go? irc? slack? This place is hopeless holy shit

I’m 25 and have saved up $50,000 from working the last two years. I want to capitalize on this corona shit and buy a bunch of stocks. Do I wait a few weeks and hope this shit crashes even harder, or jump in now?

>>17422423
what the fuck is this

>Be me, working at an institutional trading firm
>Head of trading needs me to request BTCUSD pair, talked him into Chainlink
>ok anon send me an email TONIGHT with the whole math figured out
>Thinking 1 minute resolution is enough
>Chainlink node cost per query: 0.08 LINK -> 14 cents at current rate
>But w-wait, I need to query MULTIPLE nodes so I can actually have GUARANTEED DECENTRALIZED prices for the firm
>Ok 10 nodes will do
>14 cents * 10 = 1.4 USD
>1 minute resolution for 1 year = 525,600 minutes
>Final cost: 525.600 * 1.4 USD = 735,840 USD
>le wat
>B-but wait, I just realized boss would want 1 second resolution all along
>735,840 * 60 = 44,150,400 USD
>44,150,400 USD
>hehe
>sweating profusely
>B-b-b-b-but wait, I just realized boss might want 1 milisecond resolution all along, this is a HFT firm after all
>44,150,400 * 1000 = 44,150,400,000 USD
>Jesus christ what the fuck is this shit I'm so fucking fired
>Reluctantly send my calculations to head of trading at 3:00 am
>Response e-mail at 3:01 am: Yeah you are fired

>>14478019
When it first released anon. Private sale was $0.1 and opened at $4.00

>>14355647
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIT

Holy shit prices are fucking pumping goys.

>>14100806
W
T
F
Is this anon....... Please pass me the bleach

If you know what I mean

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

>>11358184
ITS OGRE

>>7893322
buttcoiners btfo

>>3487299