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>> No.26629022 [View]
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Thanks bagholders, I wanted to put a nice word into the SEC for you Redditors but I can't afford to go down as a financial terrorist like you guys. I appreciate you though.

t. Cohen

>> No.26627838 [View]
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This is gonna get shutdown by tomorrow morning by the SEC. They'll reset the price to whatever it was at the close today after 10 days and watch it collapse 90% in a day, ban Elon Musk from being a corporate officer for contributing to it, and send all the Reddit mods to literal prison.

Mr. Cohen says thank you for taking a hold of his bags as he rebalances his portfolio.

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