/biz/ - Business & Finance

No.

$120 EOY.

Just hold your LINK.

Get in here Marines

>>15305085
>>7dfa9c711fcc85fb42299a5668852908e5890c60877bac3666d665abdafd6bcc

>>I will reveal the message tomorrow, this is a keccak hash of it, bookmark.

What was it?

>>14520579
I'm just waiting for adoption.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK about normie hype, reddit, FUD, pumps, dumps, the current price or whathever.

I CARE ABOUT ADOPTION, THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS, EVERYTHING ELSE CAN SUCK MY BIG FAT LINKIE DICK.

77k stack at .21 cents dec 2017. Held the entire time. Will I make it, fellow marines?

It's not going to fail. This is the timeline where we all become rich. Everyone that has slighted you, every failure, and every missed opportunity was orchestrated by Kek to get you to /biz/ at the right time to be part of the 4th industrial revolution. We are Link Marines and we are not fucking selling.

Just be patient, bizraelis

YOU SEE THE GREEN DILDA?
THE BIG GREEN DILDA!
ANYONE ELSE SEE THAT BIG BEAUITFUL GREEN DILDA?

>>12309984

>HotS above Dota 2

Learn from your pain.

>>11033109
Based, Redpilled and Unironically True.
1k EOY

>>9700670
The market needs people like me who buy high and sell low to be sacrificed for the Bull Run.

>>9539793
>>9539793
>>9539793

The only liar is you

>>9215693
see OP pic. You will not scare me to sell. Either I lose all 5k LINK or im rich. You should hop on board if you arent being ironic.... even if you are... JOIN US

>>8817387
>Summon Satoshi Nakamoto
>Surprise! It's a moniker for Sergey Nazarov
>He meets with you under the guise that you are representative from a fortune 50 that is interested in learning more about the potential use cases of smart contracts for your industry
>Discuss implications of decentralized legislature secured in a hypergamous nature by humanity
>Conversation segways into a deeper philosophical discussion about humanity
>You have no fucking clue what he's on about but manage to keep the conversation flowing by dropping scraps of knowledge you recall from autistically studying his Quorum posts
>Sergey nonetheless can sense that you are punching far above your weight but proceeds to show you around some of his favorite spots in town before taking you back to his apartment for a nightcap
>Sergey hands (you) a cocktail
>Out of nowhere, he begins spinning some of the most vulgar pussy stories you have ever heard in your entire life
>"Anon, you haven't touched your scotch? I can promise you it will taste almost as good as Perianne's asshole did that night!"
>You explain that in addition to your recent meditation/workout regime and strict diet of Big Mac's, you haven't let a drop of alcohol touch your lips in order to prepare you mind and body for the Singularity
>Sergey is noticeably confused but laughs it off, explains that we are likely decades away from such an event ever occuring
>"Actually, I was talking about the Sergey Singularity"
>He stops speaking, frozen mid-thrust from his previous tale
>Place your drink in his open hand and reveal your true power level
>Tell him that you studied Link under the wisdom of your mentor, Mr. Anon AssBlaster
>Recite the entire ChainLink whitepaper from memory
>Methodically introduce and proceed to surgically eviscerate every worthwhile FUD argument imaginable
>Pontificate about the revolutionary potential of the API economy while citing niche PSD2 documents published years ago
>Sergey, impressed, rewards 10 MM Link

>>8816992
>Doesn't understand it
>Claims other people don't understand it
>Baits by asking for your childlike explanation
>Has the IQ of a child and desperately needs an explanation.
If you can't understand it why should I explain it to you? Someone explains chainlink literally everyday on this board.

The only thing that matters in life is Chainlink. Your "family" and "friends" will never understand blockchain let alone the oracle problem.. The normies will never understand, yet they laugh every time they hear the market dips.

Remember those who laugh /biz/.
Remember all the days where there was no hope but you still held on to Link.
Once you finally make it they will just
say you got lucky, not knowing the research and FUD your body has withstood.

You will make it. But they won't.

I'm filing my taxes on crypto even though I have under $5000 in it at the moment. Why? Because the IRS won't care about me now, but when LINK goes to the moon and I cash out they will. I am 95% certain that LINK is going to reach atleast $50. When that happens and the IRS asks questions about where I got the money to buy a house, I can with confidence know that I am not going to get boned in the ass by big dick IRS because I did my due diligence as an American citizen.

>muh taxation is theft
>muh cuck argument
>muh libertarian ideals

I agree with much of what is said here about taxes, but that doesn't change the fact that our government WILL come knocking when it smells the hot crypto gainz coming out of the oven.

Link Marines:

I am making a youtube video about the singularity and I need your help: Post your best Link memes and I will put them into the video in another thread tommorow.

I'm looking for a specific meme that has Link's price at $1000 on coinmarketcap. I am already a few hours into video production and appreciate the help.

>>7940455
>Vitalik is pissed and jealous that Sergey was working on smart contracts longer than he was
>Sergey owns the smartcontract.com domain, and Vitalik couldn't afford to buy it
>Sergey saw the potential in ETH long before many others, and decided to switch focus to decentralized oracle tech.
>now that ETH skyrocketed, and focus on smart contracts is at an ATH, Sergey will never sell the domain.
>Vitalik is Sergey's apprentice
>starts publicly attacking Sergey
>doesn't realize Sergey has the higher ground
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

>>7774566
checked brother
https://youtu.be/xMk82GseV_g

Audio is a bit fucked and soft, but the chat is top kek